Jay Johnston

Right as Rain! Up slide Down. So left-handed I smudge the ink when I write

[Jay Johnston @JayThe4th]

Cryin during the Lion King, that’s just the G in me

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

My favorite freestyle of all time

[Yoo1940 @yooo1940]

@DodoFits

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

Be cool, be friendly

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

hey just wanna let yall know that I love music so much and I appreciate yall taking the time to listen. however u end up feeling ab it is less important than the fact that I love u peace

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.

I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.

You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

[SPIN @SPIN]

89-year-old blues legend Buddy Guy stops playing guitar to take a shot of Cognac, then goes right back to playing his solo.

Just top-tier stuff 🔥

(📹 via @ChooseChicago)

[frye @___frye]

50% of idioms in the english language come from baseball. 45% come from poker. the remainder are from aviation

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Shadyside. South Aiken Ave. Caller said that a ghost just felt him up. Caller wants to meet with PD to talk about options.

[alex @vaudevillehook]

White people be like I used to be blond as a kid

[Prep Propaganda 👔 @prep_propaganda]

Ralph Lauren, 1984

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Sometimes you just don’t die”

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

on god we boiling you in liquids

[du @thedulab]

A lot of you guys are in a rut because you've forgotten how cool you are. You've fallen into too serious of a routine that stopped giving you opportunities to feel yourself

Ease up on the rigidity for one night and go to that place that isn't your desk. Make some people laugh. Remind yourself that you're still witty with it. Do that thing where you used to put someone onto one of your playlists. Make yourself seen so you can get complimented on your fit like before

Come back home with a stupid grin. Wake up feeling like yourself again. You've still got it

[Spitta @CurrenSy_Spitta]

I get sad about Mr Miyagi’s wife ya know…. He was all drunk and singing to a picture of her man. Fucks me up long after the movie goes off. I’m like damn.. she prolly would’ve been at the tournament crying n shit when Daniel kicked that one kids ass finally and shit ya know man.

[garshmo @garshmo]

I feel like what’s his name

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

If someone doesn't like bluegrass music I just assume they're demonically possessed or something, can't think of another explanation

[Mac Miller Bot @malcolmbot]

Yeah, nothin' is impossible. Do this shit together, we unstoppable

[Cheeto GlassKey @03Greedo]

I know there’s gonna be good times. Theres gonna be goooooood times