Just Jake

bios are for suckers

[Just Jake @JayTom22]

@elonmusk I’m so fucking happy you can fly and land a car. I’d sure as hell hope so if you’re in charge of rockets. Come on man. You can do more than this for the world.

[Just Jake @JayTom22]

@elonmusk thanks for giving us flying cars before we got:

Affordable healthcare

Affordable groceries

Affordable housing

Transparency from the government

The US out of the Middle East

A responsible restraint on AI development

The fucking Epstein files released?!

[Just Jake @JayTom22]

@EndWokeness Rage bait. They ain’t gettin shit. 🤣 Trump should get rid of her ass for wasting precious time with this nonsense.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me.”— Winston Churchill

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/sdbilfh6OL

[Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs]

This version is more accurate.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Josh Gordon arriving in Seattle

[Sam Palmer @PrimaryPalmer]

Do the pictures look too fuzzy? They are composed of as many pixels as the numbers of individuals of these species still alive in the wild...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: NFL fines George Kittle for this unnecessary hit on Baker Mayfield

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Derrick Brown said fuck this running shit and just fell

[goth oomfette @demonicaquarius]

lmfaoooooooo i fucking hate millionaires are you kidding me?

[Marvin @franch1se_]

You do balls?

[Golden Tate @ShowtimeTate]

What???

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Quick titty slap @Section10Pod https://t.co/5929A5xAc7

[AmericanDad @AmericanDadLive]

Yo @realDonaldTrump
I’m outside your apartment.
1v1 in Fortnite.

If I win: you and your homies gotta stop saying rude shit about video games causing violence.

If you win: I’ll sign back up for the ARMY and you can have my ass for 4 more years.

Retweets are appreciated.

[Just Jake @JayTom22]

@yafuckyall It’s finna be cross platform tho