NOT Jake Wahl

Yeah it's Jake... or not... Bitch... *DAMN PARODY ACCOUNT*

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Yeah, Wild are going to be more loaded than Jordan Belfort next season

[NOT Nik Solberg @nikisolbergnot]

Just so everyone's clear I do not JUST study in my free time! I also play online pool, slitherio, and watch Keeping up with the Kardashians😋

[NOT Nik Solberg @nikisolbergnot]

Prom is gonna be a gooooood time tonight😎🎉🍻🍾

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Yeah, I'm a fucking beauty. Gotta carry a stick to beat the ladies off https://t.co/TYSqbZaanf

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

@nikisolbergnot That was weak, just like your arms pussy #scum

[Nik Solbs @solbergnik2]

Nik Solb of Wolves of Wahl St kills AJ Condon of Team TUFF @Hopkinsnerf16

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Won't be at school because I'll be on the green all day ⛳️ #420

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Yeah, we're basically the Single A Champs. I mean it's still Single A so a fucking grandpa league is better but... https://t.co/HHalcUy9hM

[MN Hockey Hub Scores @hockeyhubscores]

MSHSL: Hermantown (3) at Hopkins (3) - FINAL https://t.co/xW7XIOb1rd

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Brother left my tickets in the car, 5 fucking miles away #whereamI #TrektotheX

[Nik Solbs @solbergnik2]

Unbelievable happy to announce my commitment to play intramural hockey at the University of Minnesota. Thanks to the boys this is for you👌〽️

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Couldn't have said it better myself👌 https://t.co/vDFxT7XP2k

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Parise showing Landeskog what a real captain looks like. Hey @GabeLandeskog92 you're a piece of shit

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

@DanielTDolan15 if you're looking for dust, look in the mirror.

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

@RyansSt you're welcome #smokeshow

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

@tenderquinn @mattson8 two words: I'm sick as fuck.

[Nik Solbs @solbergnik2]

Can't believe the boys are legal. Many good times and plenty more to come. Love you guys @mattson8 @JayWahlNot

[NOT Jake Wahl @JayWahlNot]

Gehlsen's busting my ass to get the velocity. Fuck that Gehls, I'm going D1