Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧

Hello Twitter, I’m Jay! I’m a 4th grader at South Park Elementary and I wanna make new friends! | Canadians DNI‼️| Q&A form below | Main: @strangelyjay

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

• PINNED TWEET

“The fuck do you mean I’ve got anger issues? YOU’RE the one who’s pissing me off!”

Heya everyone! My name’s Jay Walker! I’m a 4th grader at South Park Elementary! I have ADHD and chronic anger issues, but I’m friendly, I promise!!

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

I love you guys :)

[jay! #1 STYLE FAN @strangelyjay]

Hey everyone, I have some pretty bad news. (🧵)

[David Rodriguez 🕷️ @DvidRodriguz]

//ignore the fact davids not wearing her hat guys

[David looked ip to see Jay rambling about..him??]

“Wow..this dumbass..”

[David said affectionately smiling, OKAY Prom was pretty fun!!]

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

@KennyMkormik15 WHO THE FUCK SHITS IN A URINAL

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“Sooo! This party was sssick. Sure, I may have—have lost my pin badges, and I’m a liiiitle pissed… BUT!! David made this thing… really fffun. So thank you for cccoming here with me… I really like you, man.”

*He drops the mic and stumbles off of the stage again.*

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

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“Hhhold on!”

*Jay staggers onto the stage with a microphone in hand, slurring his words and spilling her drink everywhere.*

“Ugh… is this—is this thhhing on? Yeah? M’kayyy… so I just wanna… say a few words before this fuckinnn… party is over… to David!!”

[Sah Mackenzie🩷 @SahMackenzieS3]

🔊ATTENTION, STUDENTS.🔊

“The prom is about to END.
Make sure to verify if all of your items are still with you, we are not responsible for any loss or theft!

...If theres still anyone in the gym in 30 minutes, those remaining students will help us clean up!+

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

@SahMackenzieS3 //YESS OK

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@MDeclair69 // NAH BC THEYRE BADICALLY THE SAME GJHHFG

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

// y’all im so pissed because im busy again today… BUT!! I had one more roleplay planned for the prom which I might be able to do later today, so stay tuned for that!!!

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

@S0PHIEY4MASAK1 ROGHT??? Thissb stufsx is craszsyyy

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

// SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS OMG

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

// Can y’all drop your prom OC’s doing a selfie pose? Jay’s gonna do a mega selfie later with as many people as possible!! (Retweets appreciated‼️‼️)

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

“Tch, I doubt it. He kinda just left after the slow dance…”

*She sees the prom kings and queens being announced on the stage.*

“Great, I didn’t win that either.

…Wait a second—hey, that’s it!

Thank you so much, man, really. I feel a ton better now. I’m gonna go find David!”

[Berdly + REB (and Crystal.) @smartbirdgenius]

"Oh.. Who's this partner? Maybe we can find them in time!!"

[Berdly + REB (and Crystal.) @smartbirdgenius]

"Oh.. Who's this partner? Maybe we can find them in time!!"

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

@GWitchVeronica // am i in the gang??

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

@DvidRodriguz //HELPP LMAO

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

@princesslovedz // DIES /POS

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@HuntDaTransDude // EXPLODESSSS TYY

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

// Sorry for any inactivity today, I’m out driving a boat with my sister

(Also face reveal omg 😦‼️)

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

// hey dude imma head to bed for now but I’ll continue this in the morning!!

[Jay Walker🖕🇬🇧 @JayWalker382]

“It’s, uh… shit, I’m probably overthinking all of this, but… I can’t find my partner. Like, anywhere. We came here together, and we danced, which was super fun, but now they’re about to announce prom kings and queens, and I can’t find them anywhere, I just—god, im sorry…”

[Berdly + REB (and Crystal.) @smartbirdgenius]

"It's fine. But really, what's wrong?"