Jordan Weaver

Having fun with language.

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

@HSBC_UK @TimHenmanNet Goran Ivanišević! Love Tim Henman!

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

And after a wait of four years Ding Ning gets the gold! #londonthrowback #redemption

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!!! #ÜberAllesInDerWelt #Götze

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

One sister married and the other engaged. #WhatAFortnight #ReturnToOnlyChildStatus #LastWeaverStanding #FreeAgent

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

"They had navy blue, navy red ... what's that called?" #Yulie #TheColorSpectrumAnew

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

"Why would you name your child Donatella? That's like naming your kid Plata." #ArtHistlosophyMisnamers #ItsAllSocialScienceToMe

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

Seeing a Land Rover in Germany tends to take a person aback because it isn't the typical Benz or BMW. What a surprise, a beautiful surprise!

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

Learned today in math about something called a Jordan Canonical Form of a matrix! #BestDayOfMyLife #LivingTheDream

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

I was recently closer than ever before to the dreaded three-tined windmill. #TripartiteofTerror #OhBusDriverMyBusDriver #DeliverMeSafely

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@Morwegian I accept! #CoMaids @CoCoWeave

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

@Morwegian But has @CoCoWeave been declared the Domestic Maid? I can't help it that I'm an international. Do not demote me.

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

@CoCoWeave @Morwegian Wait wait wait wait wait. What have I missed? Does this mean I'm out?

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

And Nadal comes out on top! Ja!

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

Good news to the world, they have grapes in Heidelberg! #GrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrapesGrape

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

Bis spater America!

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

@celleycelery @amykahngaroo I can't see your sad emojis.

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Who knew that the mailman actually had to go to the gas station to fill up the truck?! #BestFriends

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"Look! A cute ribbon!" #ADayOutWithMom

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Here at the Weaver house we all don jewelry. #FrostYourself

[Jordan Weaver @JayWeaven]

And here is a shrine to the sister at our cousin's house. @Morwegian this must be your doing