Ｊ丹れＳモれ

🇵🇭 | CEE | UNR ‘24 🐺

[Ｊ丹れＳモれ @JayWill_4055]

Like literally, if u date me, I could give u everything....

And free Starbucks 😂

[Reginald  @Sheer__Opulence]

They fucked my generation over so hard bruh

[val ୨ৎ @kendramerced]

“the only hands that will wield this power are mine”

[J Millus 🇺🇸 @J_Millus_MT]

There is no reason for an American not to be reasonably well outfitted to protect themselves and have fun in the process.

$239. $399

[mdk @notmdkzin]

NOS ROUBARAM
NOS ROUBARAM
NOS ROUBARAM
NOS ROUBARAM
NOS ROUBARAM

[Josh 🗽 @supersecretjosh]

Every single man who has ever lived who has ever desired someone else knows the feeling of this scene and it’s absolutely devastating.

[𝓨as au terillio #XdaquestãoRPG @whoy4s]

ALERTA DE SPOILER

Quando ele beijou a MJ e ela “lembrou” dele, um cara no cinema falou “vai ter que beijar o Ned também” e TODO MUNDO RACHOU O BICO KAKAAKAKKAAKKAAK

[juan @JuanEditzs]

biggest gasp i’ve seen on an audience react to in a minute, straight evil shit here 😭😭

[Hebb* 🇨🇴 @Fantastic1309]

now... let's talk about media literacy

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

I recently FOIA’d a shooting in Peoria that wasn’t very exciting at all but I ended up watching all 6 hours of bodycam footage anyways.

In this video:
-the crowd won’t let anyone near the guy who’s shot in the chest.
-the crowd fights the cops, who have med kits and are trying to rescue their friend.
-because of the violent crowd, fire and EMS are 6 minutes late (time is kind of important with a sucking chest wound).
-a cop loses a very important staccato magazine.
-after fire and ems arrive there are still several felony arrests for fighting cops.

I also forgot how fun it is to watch the police reaction in the aftermath of dealing with large crowds of stupid people.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Look at all of these women and children, fleeing to seek a better life.

[Shabbos Kestenbaum @ShabbosK]

If Mamdani would like me, a white New Yorker who never owned slaves, to pay a black New Yorker who never was a slave, then I propose:

Every Muslim in NYC starting with Mamdani, should pay us for 9/11.

Please explain why the latter makes no sense but the former does.

[Ｊ丹れＳモれ @JayWill_4055]

@eavoss I love how Paul Rudd is the only one concerned and looking at the screen, the rest are just smiling at the audience

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

The left thinks Greece is a fictional country

[Ｊ丹れＳモれ @JayWill_4055]

@wadesknife Mutants?

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard @UpToTASK]

Yall didn’t say this for Kang nor Ultron. Performative ass post.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Update?

[BIG HYCE @99hyce]

Once you realize a woman is avoiding you, don’t bother her again.

[🏴‍☠️Nasdorachi🏴‍☠️ @Nasdorachi]

in this specific comic run (secret wars) Doom does what he's good at and schemes his way into god level power.

normally he can only beat thor with traps and tech and plans like batman, but during secret wars he uses molecule man to channel the power of the beyonders into himself and he becomes god emperor doom who can easily swat away thor like a fly, and rip out Thanos skeleton with zero effort.

[☭⃠ A Fool for Christ ☦ @AFoolforChrist]

“It’s a fictional character so it dosent matter” Both of them are okay then