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Mostly NSFW stuff here. Don’t look if you’re offended by nudity or strong sexual content.

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My new policy is whenever I hear #okboomer I fuck a millennial.

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@thesecontrol @cheer_plant @legaltweetz @libsoftiktok Blaming Libsoftiktok IS blaming Russia. They are part of the same disinformationoperation, funded either directly or indirectly by Vlad.

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@Aellagirl No. Just take the top off and walk around like that instead.

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@angel_0f_deathx Once you open the door to “alternative facts” anything can be true if we just believe. And let’s face it, he looks like a couch-fucker.

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@DRCwBDE @baseballchickie Not your dick, dude.

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@KellyEdwardsNC Yes… in four years. For better or worse you are going to have an 80 yo (or close) as President. The only question is which one. If you don’t care, then don’t vote. If you do care about literally anything other than the President’s age, the choice is pretty clear. Vote for Biden.

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@nkh12349 I’m here. Hope you don’t mind that I just turned 70 😂

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@Dirtdragonmom Black-bellied whistling duck 🦆🦆🦆, but I also have a fondness for the purple gallinule.

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@xoxo_madison_m All the smart girls are offering financing options these days. Some have “pay as you go” plans, but I prefer the “pay as you cum” package 🤪

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@DreamGirlPGH On mine they put a phone number on the charge on the billing statement so you can at least call and ask “Who tf is this?” 🙄

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@stockbella @SWinstonWolkoff Definitely the only one who does nude lesbian BDSM photo shoots… if you’re into that sort of thing.

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@antonis_tsagari @RightWingCope No.

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@tink7723 I’ll just say that it’s good that you know yourself. The worst are guys who crush on a sex worker, get in a relationship with a sex worker, and then hate that she is a sex worker.

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@angel_0f_deathx Well, if it’s the law…. OK. Kinda, but I’m too old for you 😭

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77 or 79 depending on whether I have ever been in love, which is a matter of opinion.

[Lisa @aquitainexox]

64 but I’ve never been arrested or kissed a girl but hey never say never! 😉💋

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@diannasaurusr3x I would ask if we could walk instead. Bad knee.

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@LeaKThompson City Hall? Just guessing.

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@peachefe Here is some info on the source of that comment and some analysis from an admittedly pro-weed source.

https://t.co/oYReNxfa0A

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@Aellagirl Is that a question or a suggested order?

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@kimmygrangerxxx When I was 10 a few of us went to see some Vincent Price movie. The guillotine falls, the music plays the opening of Beethoven’s 5th (Da-da-da-dum), and my friend stands up and sings, “Sugar Frosted Flakes”. Still no idea why it has stuck with me for more than half a century 🤷‍♂️

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@miss_ivy_everly We have to be done before the Early Bird dinner special.