Jay Gatsby

sorry to flex on y’all 💪😤but i’m a ‼️SELF MADE‼️millionaire 🤑💵

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

*THIS ACCOUNT WILL NO LONGER BE POSTING DUE TO THE TRAGIC DEATH OF MR JAY GATSBY*

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

i just realized that i’ve never used that pool all summer, guess we might as well go for a dip today!! 🤪

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

@nick78632935 just said that the others are a “rotten crowd” and i’m “worth the whole damn bunch put together” and honestly, i think that’s the first compliment he’s ever given me. It’s very meaningful to me, however, especially now with everything going on

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

Oopsie, looks like @DaisyBu25597085 hit @MyrtleWilsonNYC ! i mean, I hit Myrtle!! ... 😅 We would’ve stopped but I had to keep driving, @therealgwilson2! sorry lol. Anyways, now I have to keep watch over Daisy to make sure Tom doesn’t try any brutality to her about the accident

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@TposeforTom really thinks @DaisyBu25597085 loves HIM??? he must be crazy! she was only waiting for me to get money and come back... right? He must just be confusing her, that’s all, she’s just gotten a bit mixed up and forgot how she felt!

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I think I may have convinced Daisy to actually tell Tom (the polo player) she doesn’t love him! we will have to see if she goes through with it, and if she does the two of us can get married in Louisville like I’ve always wanted <3

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Just got offered dinner then was DITCHED by @TposeforTom and his friends, Mr. & Mrs. Sloane. According to Nick, they “couldn’t wait” even though I was walking out of the door, ready to go right at that moment!!! SMH

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

shout out to Dan Cody, my best friend of many years and the one who made me into the man I am now! He’s dead now. #TBThursday

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

that. was. so. awkward. only at first though! after Nick talked some sense into me about how I’m “acting like a little boy,” I was able to have the reunion with Daisy that I wanted 😊 she even came over to my house and cried over my shirts! (kinda weird but whatever)

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

I’m so nervous to see Daisy again, I got Nicks grass cut, brought over tons of flowers and lemon cakes from the delicatessen shop, and got all dressed up in my white, gold, and silver outfit. i hope she will like it!!

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i am so thankful for @nick78632935!!! he agreed to call up @DaisyBu25597085 and ask her to tea so we can finally talk, even made sure she didn’t bring Tom. talk about a great wingman!

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

Just met @TposeforTom at lunch with @nick78632935. It was so awkward, had to ditch and run out before we could talk longer 😅

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

@nick78632935 let’s go to lunch, old sport, my treat! we can even use my gorgeous golden car 😍💛

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

To clear everything up: I am the son of some wealthy people in the Midwest, who died. That where my money came from. I am american, but went to oxford. and I got a bunch of medals in war, even from lil old #Montenegro!!!

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

apparently people were saying i killed a man, am a German spy, am a relative to the Keiser, a bootlegger, etc. How about I just explain them all!!

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

Just met @nick78632935 at one of my parties! We were both in the Third Division during the war (he was in the Ninth Machine-Gun Battalion, I was in the Seventh Infantry) What a #smallworld!!

[Jay Gatsby @Jay_G_Is_Bae]

open house every night, come on out and have a great time!! no invite necessary 🎉🥂🤪