Jordan Heywood

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

Breaking: Liberal MP criticising Labor on conservative news channel. More at 5.

[Josh Frydenberg @JoshFrydenberg]

First Labor said #JobKeeper recipients were being paid too much, now they’re saying they’re not being paid enough.

Let’s not forget Labor called for the #JobKeeper payment to transition which it will now do.

Labor want a bet each way.

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@JinglesPrincess 🤗🤗🤗

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

Apparently Dan Andrews has been sprinkling magic Covid dust on old people while they sleep. That's the implication, at least.

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@friendlyjordies Watching Insiders to test your hypothesis. Holy shit.. it IS Murdoch Lite!

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

During these uncertain times, we need to look out for those without Crocs. https://t.co/jySKQI9poH

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@sjpiper145 @elkei_education Thanks Steph. I've bought one so my daughter understands why I have a toaster oven on my bench :) I'll let you know if any printers have a problem, but I'm willing to bet Officeworks won't bat an eye.

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@GrimPikzel I know those feels. Keep at it bro. The darkness creeps up, but only you can shoo it away.

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@bajopants Yeah, cool. But, eh, any tips on performing a label maker exorcism?

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@bajopants All I said was "Thank the maker", then this shit happens.

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

If landlords were guaranteed rental incomes, regardless of economic conditions, they would own "Savings Properties" not "Investment Properties" #Coronaaustralia

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@bajopants @JinglesPrincess @PaladinAmber Thank them!!

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Celebrities save the day!!

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

But which one??

[PrincessJingles @JinglesPrincess]

Something incredible just happened. I finished the last of our pepper on the day it is best before!! I don't know how many decades pepper lasts for, but the fact the I used the last of it today is pretty damn amazing.
#smalloddities

[Virginia Trioli @LaTrioli]

This is why “stay and defend” makes no sense to me - this is horrifying.

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

A simple check of the door handle, and I could have prevented this. @VictoriaPolice

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

Lock your cars, people!

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

@JinglesPrincess

[Jordan Heywood @Jay_Heywood]

Lock your cars, people!