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[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@LeadHerLogic Hello…Please attend to this

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@LeadHerLogic Done

[Kofi Sark ➐ @kofiwest_gh]

Bro-bro: it’s boring outside invest your crib and have fun inside ✨📸

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@theikilizigirl Link ?

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@theikilizigirl I haven’t felt angered in a while the way I felt reading this

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

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[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@zenavic_1 @MrMekzy_ Chairman azutala motor

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@Elkrosmediahub @Saro0o01 @IkukuomaC Ajo Onu 😂😂

[Pharm. Unique @celebritypharm]

As a condom user, if you don’t know these 5 types of condoms, then you’ve probably been using them blindly.

And no, I’m not judging you.

Most people walk into a store, ask for a condom, and pick the first pack they see.

But here’s what many people don’t know:

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Asalu Adegboyega Yinka @yinkarianstocks]

Should I Buy The International Energy Insurance Public Offer #Nigeriastockmarket #stocks #dividends #ngx #shares

[Salman @SalmanGreen]

Safety is the first Priority Dear Car Owner’s…

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@michaelinioluwa Hi

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Broke women and audacity😩

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@IniskiDesigns @the_goodfemi Financial Statement

[JC @Jay_Nonn]

@Morris_Monye @Uncle_Onos You don kill me😂😂😂

It’s emphasis on “presently” for me

[Josh Sumoski @Joshsumoski]

Remember 2019 Lekki Flood?
Yeah the one that had people paddling canoes on the streets… Good!!

Church wedding and Reception was somewhere deep inside mainland and they had pleaded with the couple to lodge somewhere around but the groom refused and they both slept in their “luxurious” houses in Lekki.

Rain started falling in the night and was still drizzling around 11am next morning when the church wedding was supposed to start.

Of cos the couple were still nowhere to be found even around 1pm, of which church ministers had already done the service and everybody don dance tire, we were just waiting for them to show up and exchange rings and be done with service

But of cos they had woken up to their houses submerged in water and you can already imagine how messed up that is.

Sha sha, bride managed to get to church around 2:45pm and we still had to wait for the groom cos his house was farther inside Lekki

Notable mention is that during the long wait, the bride’s grandmother who literally raised the bride had fainted due to high BP issues cos she was stressed for her “daughter” and had been rushed to the hospital and of cos the bride’s brothers and cousins were livid and swore to beat up the groom cos they had warned him to lodge in a nearby hotel but he refused.

Sha sha, groom arrived around 4:15pm and all hell broke loose immediately he stepped down from the car, looking like a shadow of himself, cos baba with his driver and bestman don push hin beautiful Range Rover inside flood all morning. The bride’s cousins saw him and started chasing him around the church’s compound with 2 by 2😂

The priests were sha later able to calm the wàhálà and after asking both families if they still wanted the wedding to go on and got consent, they joined them both.

We started reception around 7pm and like 1 hour into the reception, we got news that the grandma had died. I just shook my head and asked in my mind if this marriage would ever last…

The marriage broke 2 weeks later.

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

Feel at Home. ❤️