PARSLEY!

We might listen to the same music but I listen to it better than you

[PARSLEY! @Jay_Staxks_]

Public shoutout to my drunk self, he gets a bad rep for losing al my shit but he done cleaned the whole apartment so this for him when I wake up in the morning and whenever he peruses Twitter when he’s bored. Love you man😘🤙🏾

[some rando @oshensyde]

Thankful Sinners didn’t come out in 2016 it woulda had Classic Man on the soundtrack

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

I promise you are NOT ready for what happens in this ad.

[yuyu @1F41L]

I am NOT watching no anime called ‘code gay ass’ 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Elvis The Alien @ElvisTheAlienTV]

This cant be real life

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Niggas be 16 talm bout “I’ll never date a hoe” yea aite lil nigga wait til you 27

[♡ pattypls 𐐪𐑂 @PatTouTattoo]

paid my rent

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

Just popped over to threads for the first time in ages and it’s going great.

[notJates @JustNotATES]

Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this https://t.co/waYl3TbUe8

[ADAM @adamemedia]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

not a shilling to your name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dani @AttainerOf]

phone battery died seconds after i finished jerking off

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[holyyuji @holy_yuji]

Best fandom ever Vinland saga 😭

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Just walked up and blew his fucking head off??

[Andy @BunkerDwellerYT]

This is one of those fake games that you'd see Ice-T play on Law and Order