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I won’t smile but I’ll show you my teeth

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@kenzieweberrrr Gag me with a spoon- but it’s the universe looking out for you babe

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@chasitycarner You can run but you can’t hide

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It’s 6 years later and I just texted him about Econ homework. Only difference is now he’s in Texas 🥹

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When you don't go to school together anymore so he has to text you about papers instead

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Different bojangles. Same result. @Bojangles please explain

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I went to Bojangles and they had the nerve to tell me they were no longer serving cinnamon biscuits. Don’t text

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@HappeHope I hope you see now why y’all never see me 😂

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Tommy Shellby, the tortoise who hates shoes, keeps coming up on my FYP. What does this mean?

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Good ole PFC

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This one time when I was working at pet food center, the automatic doors opened and no one was there. I went over there to see if the sensor was messed up and a crawdad had walked in. I’m not kidding, a crustacean came into the store all on its own.

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@dadboyrob It’s similar to looking at a yearbook

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Officially at a point where my daily rotation is Microsoft outlook, gmail, recent bookings, and Zillow. It was good knowing you, youth.

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@HappeHope Gee I wonder which teacher I said this to

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I’m no longer in college and I still don’t text back, this is awkward

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@chasitycarner It’s between thanksgiving and Christmas break, I’m in college. You’re lucky to get a single peep

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To follow up, no.

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That awkward moment when you're a junior in high school and still weigh 102 pounds and Are 5 foot... will I ever grow

[AG @arigenelle]

i’m tired of pretending to be chill, i am insane

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@Fly_Jitt Remember when?

[UE Men's Basketball @UEAthletics_MBB]

We would not advise leaving Jawaun Newton WIDE open

🎥 https://t.co/UZghxTRAUe
🏀 #ForTheAces

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@McDonalds allowed me to order curbside at a location that wasn’t open yet. So now I have paid for food and don’t have it. Refund me plz

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And he just sent me a follow request. I know this man is still SICK having lost me 😭

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Thinking about the time I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me-so obviously I waited for the perfect moment to call him out.

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Best part about the whole thing is we hadn’t even gotten food yet. So we had to sit through the entire dinner. Then after, HE had to drive me home because we rode together😭

Anyways, 3 years has gone by and he looks at my LinkedIn page still

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🔪 ❤️‍🩹🥵

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

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I need a bloodhound plz

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@CooperOnAir Can we also talk about the people who review chain restaurants on there? Like I’m glad you enjoyed your experience at Olive Garden chicken parm but this is neither the time nor the place.