Jaaron Zentz

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[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

@BradleyMartyn Order #BM486785 just missing three of the six items

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

My first two Biochem exams this kid who never comes to class took my seat. Todays is the final and I decided to come an hour early and the kid was here already… IN MY SEAT.

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Checking my email about grad school interviews is as effective as checking my fridge for a snack repeatedly through the night. The angst is real

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

It’s almost October which means we have to watch scary movies. It also means it’s time for Cait to hold me instead of me holding her during movie night.

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Just when I thought Biochem wouldn’t be too bad my professor clicks to the next slide and there’s an ICE table staring me in the face.

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

@ZachShomper Can’t believe more people haven’t liked this…. I am literally rofl

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Whoever invented cardio… you’re the worst

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

I will never forgive this ump

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Cait: “idk how you can play video games for hours on end”

Also Cait: *watches Tik Toks for hours on end”

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Could someone explain to me the thought process behind pouring gas into plastic bags.

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Normal flirting from a girl: “You have beautiful eyes”

Flirting from a girl you’ve been with for years: “you have lizard eyes”

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

If I knew how to fight I’d knock the fuck out of jake paul

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Got asked if I was on steroids today... boys I’ve made it

[Bobby Digitale @MaizeNWhoDey]

When you try to throw a simp an alley-oop

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

I really need to start a comedy channel and it’s only videos of Cait doing weird stuff in target

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

@ZachShomper You wanna study for my exam for me?

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

@ZachShomper Has this statement been vetted by a jury of your peers? You’re a little crazy bud

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

Slowly working up to 500lbs on squat. The end is in sight

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

@reidnye I texted him... I remembered slightly wrong it was Yellow Hook!!

[Jaaron Zentz @Jay__Bone_]

@reidnye Parth doesn’t have Twitter anymore but only real ones remember yellow anchor