This right here is the problem of Nigerians.
We adapt to anything at blistering speeds.
Gas is expensive, ditch it and start using charcoal.
Sachet water is expensive, ditch it and start drinking well.
They are kidnapping in the rural areas, ditch it and move to urban arrears.
Fuel is too expensive, pack car at home and take public transport.
Foreign rice is too expensive, ditch it and buy cheap local and stony ones instead.
They kidnap and kill one child, hold the remaining ones tight and keep praying.
We don't have a limit to our ability to suffer.
We are the most useless and gullible citizens on the planet.
Straight off the boat. Hasn't seen a car wash yet.
Dear Lord, please continue to bless my customers so they can keep buying these gorgeous cars. 🙏🏼
Amen.
I saw a post one time where a Lady said whenever she’s having normal small issues with her husband, she covers herself while changing after bathing(not wanting him to see her nakedness)
The post wasn’t the issue, the number of Women relating to it in the comments was scary.
Different angles kept coming to my head that day that I ended up ignoring the post.
Some of the things that popped up in my head…
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- Why do Wives see their bodies as what their husbands have to EARN(even in marriage o)
- So all the while that he’s been seeing your nakedness, you feel you’ve been doing him a favour like that and he owes you ?
- Is the nakedness a different one from the one other Men saw before you got married or you’re only punishing him coz he’s the one that decided to marry you ?
- Why do married Women still want incentives for sex from their husbands ?
- Is it an innate trait for the average Woman to want to trade their bodies for something ?
- If your body was that sacred, why should any Man happily get married to a pre-fucked Woman ?
What’s the wedding celebration for then ?
What ‘good thing’ did he find in you ?
- Aren’t you scared you’d be extremely useless to your Husband from 50+ since your body is your only major weapon/agency ?
Coz really…
If you're eating from the same plate with your boyfriend and he always finishes the food first, it may be a sign that he's greedy and may not be willing to stay hungry so that you and the kids can eat.
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As Fanta the skit-maker/comedian rightly said..
“The things wey you do for girl no be the main thing oh, na the ones wey she EXPECT say you go do wey you no do be the problem"
Jumping through hoops to make sure she’s safe and sound during pregnancy is overlooked, taking her for antenatal every now and then is ‘bare minimum’, providing the right nutrition and a conducive environment isn’t enough, paying ridiculous hospital bills nko ?
But as e no buy ‘push gift’, then he’s not husband enough for her🤡
Pure and applied clowns!
@neo_officialll Then build a house with a closet. That's where you guys clothes and other accessories will be at. There won't be any wardrobe in any room so as not to make the room bulky somehow. Therefore enough space. The master bedroom shld have a big room, a big closet and a big bathroom.
So let’s get this straight…
If missing a final = you didn’t win the UCL, then:
Xavi (2006) ❌
Alessandro Nesta (2007) ❌
Gary Neville (2008) ❌
Dani Alves (2009) ❌
Thiago Motta (2010) ❌
Thiago Alcantara (2011) ❌
John Terry (2012) ❌
Toni Kroos doesn’t have 6 UCLs… he “missed” 2013 ❌
Xabi Alonso (2014) ❌
Thomas Vermaelen (2015) ❌
Raphael Varane (2016) ❌
Pepe (2017) ❌
Mateo Kovacic (2018) ❌
Naby Keita (2019) ❌
Jerome Boateng (2020) ❌
Olivier Giroud (2021) ❌
Gareth Bale / Eden Hazard (2022) ❌
Riyad Mahrez (2023) ❌
Arda Guler (2024) ❌
Presnel Kimpembe (2025) ❌
They should all return their medals then… right? 🤔
This boy was bought for 40m in this modern transfer window
Only Delap gusto and Sanchez was bought for lesser price in the whole Chelsea starting XI
He was not even suppose to be a starter Madueke got injured that why he started starting
Yet he has bailed blueco for two seasons his standout performance single handedly gave us 2 trophies 🏆 credit to maresca also over 80 goals and assists ballon d or top 10 and over 20 individual awards
This season he got his first career injury which made him deep in form which he still has 14 g/a in 23 appearances this season
it’s even okay for rival cause they have been starving
But I’m seeing Chelsea fans doing “let be honest Palmer is washed” “we should cash on him”.
Meanwhile none of your 100m are a better player than him
One of the 100m is with NDLEA
I don’t blame you I blame Palmer he set the standard high for himself
Palmer is not scoring again Chelsea is not winning coincidence??? I don’t think so
Chelsea FC❌
Palmer FC✅
I saw this video as soon as Rinu posted it and my initial reaction was to criticise these Nigerians who are selling their future for as little as 2,000 Naira.
But I needed to quickly step out to buy fuel, and the first thing I noticed was how hot the sun is.
It occurred to me that I have not had any reason to open my curtains or step outside since morning. Not having to hustle during the weekend after going to work the whole week is a privilege that many Nigerians do not have.
In the 15 to 20 minutes that it took me to get fuel and return to my house, I saw no fewer than 5 women and children hawking different items like pepper, frozen fish, and cold drinks in the hot sun. While I complained about the sun, they had no alternative but to be in it if they must survive.
It again occurred to me that I can afford to buy at least 10,000 Naira worth of fuel at a go while these hawkers struggle to make 1,000 Naira a day in profit, and if someone offered them 2,000 just to sing the praises of politicians, they would gladly do so.
I got home and put my generator on, and as I sit now typing this tweet, it has again occurred to me that those hawkers that I saw definitely do not have generators at home, and will suffer from the same heat that I can afford to prevent.
Although I knew that I was more privileged than some Nigerians, juxtaposing my lifestyle side by side with those of the hawkers made me realise how privileged I am.
My point is that it is easy to judge these people from our privileged vantage points, but we must recognise that many Nigerians are victims of a system which is working efficiently to keep them poor and unproductive so that they can sell their future for as little as 2,000 Naira.
Conclusively, we should be more favourable in our criticism of them.
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“No one told me Canada is this boring. Today being Sunday, I’m going to church and I didn’t see anybody on the road. It’s not easy here. If I was in Nigeria, I’d braid my hair for ₦1,000, but here it’ll cost me $50. We’re suffering.”
— Nigerian lady living in Canada laments.
Solomon is not Yoruba, so this is simply beyond his cultural frame of reference. Yinka Ayefele is also more of a Tungba musician.
Among us, the Yorubas, faith is personal, but humanity comes first.
Point to note: In Yorubaland, religious tolerance is more than just peaceful coexistence (go your way, make I go my way); it also includes the ability to genuinely accommodate and respect other belief systems, even within the same family. Happily. Without hidden hostility or pretense smile.
You can be a Christian, have a Muslim father, a mother who practices Isese and a sibling who is an Atheist, yet you can still show up for each other’s celebrations. Your presence is not worship, it is respect, it is love, it is family. Muslims know Tope Alabi and Baba Ara songs, and Christians can sing Ayeloyun, Obi Rere, Ere Asalatu (tungba gidi), we even listen to Wasi.
Even Jesus attended gatherings and events among those who did not share His faith or teachings. You cannot claim to be more righteous than the Christ we follow.
Wishing people of all religious backgrounds well is also not a sin.
Let’s drop the self-righteousness and embrace the humanity that binds us over everything else.