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[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday…..I’m smoking the reefer that Justin Gaethje smokers to make him go fucking nuts

[silverwolf @thesilverwolfgg]

If i were Gaethje i’d walk off into the sunset with that win and belt. He’s a legend. I’ve never seen an athelete hunt for the belt that much to finally succeed since Cro Cop. Just walk off bro. Don’t need to take anymore damage in this sport. Win at WH event is enough.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Have you ever stopped to think about how everything used to be created to generate peace of mind and accept those waiting periods?

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.

The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

life when you realize it's really the end of your connection with someone

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

Class: the answer is 10
Me: no it’s 27
“Class laughs”
Teacher: he’s correct.
Me:

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Me seeing this W on the TL.

[Ross_co_Jones  @anonimo_jones]

Mujeres 10 minutos después de sacar el carnet de conducir VS
Hombres 10 minutos después...

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan: "If you go into a room with 100 people at least 1 is a f*cking idiot. If you're a country of 330 million people... that’s at least 3 million idiots."

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Not really sure why I'm even saying this, but lost my mum just over 6 months ago now. Handled it okay.

On a rooftop bar in Portugal last week, on a golfing trip with the lads, I absolutely lost it because it's the sort of time I'd have sent her a photo.

Grief, bloody hell.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Guard: There's good news and bad news. Which one should I start with?

Me: Start with the good one

Guard: You can order any food you want

Me:

[naiive @naiivememe]

Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover I didn't like and he said no because you're 35 and that's your wife and kids

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Top male canon events

- Transformer Megan Fox scene
- Crying thinking about mom dying
- Being like by a chopped shyt
- Searching up your phone size
- Finding out Santa was fake
- Finding out what L3 and R3 was
- Buzz cut
- Fumbling the perfect girl because immature

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Right who’s the Mack fighting, folks?