Jayden

[Jayden @JaydenKrg]

I'm literally in the phase of following everyone who interacts either by following or everything else in that even X had to restrict me.
Let's engage and gain a follower 🚀

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

Conor Bradley taking out Trent and Konaté the second we draw Real Madrid in the Champions League.

[Curiosidades Europa @CuriosidadesEU]

O novo trio do Barcelona.

[🅿️🅰️SS Ⓜ️🅰️N never loose 💪 🍹 @blackthreads0]

University students in UK 😳

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The death of my grandfather kinyanjui really caught us offguard,we had only stayed with him for Few months after he eacaped from the Thogoto elderly home where we had admitted him since there was nobody to take care of him as needed,I remember my mother breaking the news of his demise to us at around 7:45Pm,Busaa yote mtungi nusu nilikua nimekunywa iliisha nguvu nikarudi sober,tumbo ikajaa maji,my auntie Beatrice,the roots of the family,the one that anchors the family firmly in all the storms we have had,Started rolling on the floor like Ben10 buana,yelling “Woi gai” in intervals,but her dressed remained held together between her knees,she rolled with class

This storm really caught her off guard,Njau the lion of the family,who had never shed a tear since he joined class 4 in 1988,even when his rib cage was almost cracked open by the donkey he tried to milk,he cried like a toddler that night,The old man really had our hearts,In his burial day his grand daughter, Auntie Mukami demanded that she wanted to be buried with him,And Bishop Kimata a part time Psychology lecturer in MKU agreed,he said the church has given him power to burry together two people who love each other,he said “Mwambieni aingie tumuwekeree sanduku” In hearing this,Mukami suddenly opened her eyes,staring sharply at him, she then took her handkerchief and went back to the family tent to continue crying.

Vita haikuanza hapo,ilianza kitu saa nne usiku,after the burial the family remained behind,My uncle wainaina was drunk enough suddenly clicked and shouted ‘nataka tuambiane ukweli’ . He looked at mukami and asked her,kwanini wewe unalia na ulikua unakataza watoto wako wamtembelee akiwa uhai? Weh! Hapo ndio ma flying kick ilianza buana,mwanamke anarusha teke ikikosa kufika anapiga nduru kukuconfuse,kabla ugundue teke haikufika ashaabadilisha gear na kofi iko kwa njia imekuja kama gari ya muguka. Nikisema tulikua tunalala asubuhi saa mbili kama malaya hamtaniamini

All in all,It remains unsaid that we are all sons of the soil,all men are born to die,Valar Morghulis! ata uyu kasongo sioni akifika 2027. Ni either GenZ wamalize yeye ama echaevi ifanye ile kitu,omailod!

[george @StokeyyG2]

Pirlo’s time as the Italy national team manager

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

If a 25-year-old woman wants to get married to you

It's because she loves you

If a 35-year-old woman wants to get married to you

It's because her clock got loud

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

This remains one of the worst decisions in football history. 😭

[BK Sports @bettingkingz9]

This is going to be 20+ Goals

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Me at my boss funeral

Who's late now?

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Na uku nje mko weak aje adii mnapigwa na wasichana, haha

[Juja_finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

This mbona ?

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Ndo uunde pesa hii Nairobi place unaishi matters a lot. To new graduates, people from upcountry unataka kuanza life Nairobi, you need to get a small bedsitter around Kasarani, Githurai, Marurui, Ruiru, mwihoko, Gachie, Fedha, lower kabete, mwimuto ama Pipeline but ukuje na mitungi yako ujaze kwa balcony kama Wakanesa.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

If you earn KSh 50,000 a month and give your partner a love allowance of KSh 10,000 per month, you're slaving away for about six days at work just for that person.

Now, if you changaa KSh 7,000 to your pastor's car purchase kitty...

[017🇰🇪 @Plugyaseku__]

Choir: " uninyunyizie majiii, bwanaaaaa.."

Polo kimani:

[. @Fimiye]

Living with your parents at 20s is basically an unlimited money hack… until you need somewhere to have sex.

[Brejin @iambrejin]

But why?

[Jayden @JaydenKrg]

@Shimbirta2 Combination of both,,for me I'm long term

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Lakini Hapa bila pesa na inches huwezi toboa 😂😂