you might think of yourself as superior to live tweeting the bachelorette but that obviously is before consuming an entire bottle of Sauvignon blanc before a very rough election *week*
I feel like Dale wanted the audience to fall in love with him, paving his pathway to becoming the Bachelor, but then Clare fell in love with him, and he’s looking for a way out without looking like a dick to viewers. Sorry, I’m not bachelor Steve, just voicing my opinions
1) Biden is ahead in enough places to win the Presidency.
2) Trump wants to count all the votes in those states to see if he can catch up.
3) In GA and PA, where he is currently ahead, he wants to stop counting.
4) Donald Trump only wants to count Donald Trump votes.
We should just take a moment at some point tonight and reflect on just how fucking stupid it is that we know who is going to get the most votes, but we don't know who will be President