ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ

I always take life with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of Tequila. Plus I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words.

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

@MartinSLewis Lloyds app, briefly showed a transaction that wasn’t mine but then it disappeared.

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

Refreshing my timeline every 2 minutes for #nufc transfer updates. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

[Sandra Cole @officialcole09]

STOP PRESS * STOP PRESS *

…. Meanwhile @BBC issue apology….
#NUFC
#nufcparade

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

How can you not love @brunoog97 man ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #nufcparade #nufc

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

⏱️ We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Dan Ashworth leaves Man Utd after 5 months as sporting director. 53yo’s move from Newcastle has not worked + departure agreed in meeting at Old Trafford last night; presented by #MUFC as mutual. W/ @AdamCrafton_ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/aj62hx3maE

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Kylie Minogue says she bets loads of you will be putting your Christmas trees up this weekend given it’s the first of December on Sunday.

“I know you cunts too well,” she laughed

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Kylie Minogue says it pisses her off when people ask what they can expect from her forthcoming world tour.

“I’m just going to be on stage singing my fucking songs,” she snapped

[BBC Sport Tyne & Wear @bbcnewcastle]

Sunderland suffer defeat at the hands of Gateshead

#SAFC | #WorClub

https://t.co/rwGZhtPtDW

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

FFS City, you had one job. 😡

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

😂😂 go on Palace

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

TYRICK MAKES IT THREE 😍

🦅 3-0 🔴

#CPFC | #CRYMUN

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

🤣🤣 @Bu11et69

[Andy @ajnealen]

Never change @alanshearer😂😂😂 #NUFC

“Have you got any memories of Roker Park?”

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

Hey @MarkHamill my husband has airbrushed his van but I think it’s a little “dark”, what do you think?

https://t.co/TUYEWBduMN

#StarWars #starwarsfan

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🏆 We will face Manchester City away from home in the quarter-final of the FA Cup.

The tie will take place over the weekend of Saturday, 16 March with full details to be confirmed in due course.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

Callum Wilson is facing up to 12 weeks out after being told he needs surgery on his chest/pectoral tendon — as per @CraigHope_DM.
Big blow for Newcastle as they’re already missing fellow striker Alexander Isak.
Wilson has scored 8 goals in 22 appearances this season.
#NUFC

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

FFS 🤦🏼‍♀️

[NUFC360 @NUFC360]

Anthony Gordon leaving St James’ Park on crutches.

#NUFC

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

#DisneyOnIce

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

@Beverleyknight smashing it last night in Nottingham. Loved it 🤩

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

@ShirelleBelson Don’t know, it’s been that long since I last went i can’t even remember the layout. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[ᒎᗩƳᗴ ᗪᗩƳ @JayeHDay]

Oooh might have to do Thorpe Park next year @ShirelleBelson 😲

[Thorpe Park Official @THORPEPARK]

In '24 we're taking #thrills to incredible new heights with 'Hyperia' - the UK's tallest & fastest #rollercoaster🎢🪽

Book park tickets, hotel stays, or annual passes now to be amongst the first to experience🎟️👉 https://t.co/2f4kRNeKM3

#ThorpePark #ThemePark #FindYourFearless