Joewy Lombe

Software Developer, Introvert, Proud Tumbuka, Part Time Nerd, Philanthropist, Manchester City Fan, Football, FIFA, FPL, Geek, Aspiring Millionaire

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ MEMO : Official attire as we go vote for the UPND.

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

I actually used to talk to Ami Faku back in the day on Mxit 😅😅, anyway that’s a story for another day.

Otherwise tough jam🔥

[Henry MK @mhenry89]

FINANCE/ACCOUNTS INTERNS:
Are you a recent graduate Accountant with ZICA membership looking to gain hands-on experience as an Intern in a Finance Department with a highly reputable institution in Lusaka? Kindly DM for details & retweet for awareness.

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

@miss_suelani 👀👀👀👀

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

*Working from home*

Me : I’ll just go to matebeto, eat Nshima and head back home to continue working.

Me again after matebeto 😩:

[Valor Tycoon @Hehs91]

Good morning everyone this is Christopher Musesha aged 14 yrs he has been missing since yesterday morning 05 hrs. He is a grade 9 pupil at libala stage 3 combined school he only speak English. If seen anywhere pliz contact: #0966532398
Got it from a group

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

“Nothing from me” 😹

[chesu2.0 @TemboChesu]

Zoom calls at home be like😂😂😂

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

@Afrro_Bee Honorable kosenii 😅😅, it’s almost here

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@Mule_Kaipambe @i_amchipo 😹😹😹

[Ba Neighbor @missyceessy]

Please 🙏 like and retweet

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😹😹

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

Unless y’all have a buyer for the jet and sources where he can get the money for bursaries from within a month of being president, then sit.

[Subilo Sichembe @SubiloSichembe]

Y’all not ready for that conversation

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

@miss_suelani 💀

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

Yeah, what about it 💀

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We need to talk about that Bruno assist 🥵

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

Please retweet.

[Kraft Sauces @Kraft_Sauces]

@JayeLombe these are the questions we should be asking

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

@RealKraftMayo Should be illegal 🚮

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

I hate it when someone makes a potato salad and doesn’t put enough mayonnaise 😩 .. why ?!🥺

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

@Khal_Salohcin @chama_makungu Honestly you’ll know when it’s enough 😹😹, otherwise it’s kaso if you don’t put enough

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

@miss_suelani I’ve died

[Joewy Lombe @JayeLombe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mnn. @MukuNotNice]

You tell a job you're fexible and they start making your open the gate if the guard doesn't show up for work.