Jayé Toler

Comedian | Event Emcee | Writer | Host of @OffThePad Podcast (

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HIP HOP: Men should not be airing out other men's dirty laundry. Ninjas aint supposed to gossip and be chatty patties. Dont be spreading another man's business.

ALSO HIP HOP: Ooooo what kinda dirt does he have? Please spill all the beans & all the tea. We deserve to know it all!

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Now JCole needs to apologize to Hop Hop
#MightDeleteLater

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P.S. If they increase my bill because of that... Ima switch to Verizon.

Wait... I think I saw a Verizon commercial with Beyonce. So... guess I'll have to go back to Frog Wireless or Ntelos

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Im w/ TMbolie. I like TMobile. But there is no way I blv that Jennifer Hudson, Common, & those others would audition to be in a TMobile ad. But it was cute.

#SuperBowlLVIII
#SuperBowl2024
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlCommercials

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I wanna hear remarks from Taylor Swift

#SuperBowlLVIII
#SuperBowl2024
#SuperBowl

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Arnold Schwarzenegger + State Farm Commercial = Arnold Schwarzeneighbor

Am I right?

#PunLiners
#IllSeeMyselfOutNow
#SuperBowlLVIII
#SuperBowl2024
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlCommercials

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Did @RobGronkowski even practice the FG kick since last year? Asking for a Friend

#NFL
#SuperBowl2024
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLVIII

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#CarleeRussell OR Carlee Hustle? #AmIRight?

I know Im not the 1st person to say this... so please dont Carlee FUSSle at me. Bc I will Carlee CUSSle you out. And if need be, we can meet up & Carlee TUSSle. That's something u can Carlee TRUSTle.

#PunLiners
#IllSeeMyselfOutNow

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First 10 mins of DJ Cassidy's #PassTheMic > All 2.5hours of #BETHipHopAwards2022

#SorryNotSorry

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And the award for Best Supporting Actress in an I-Just-Slapped-A-Negro short film goes to.... #LupitaNyongo!

#Oscars2022

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P.S.... Black viewership for #Oscars2022 just went up 700000000%. Yall better thank #WillSmith!

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Now... #WillSmith gotta move from #BelAir back to Philly

#Oscars2022

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Where do turkeys vote?

At the polltry

#Thanksgiving2021
#PunLiners
#IllSeeMyselfOutNow

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THEM: If Plan A doesnt work, what's Plan B?
ME: Plan B is to retry Plan A... but differently & using what I learn from why Plan A didnt work

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Im tripping about this random text I received from a Republican Party supporter about voting in VA today. Im like Bruh, the device you're using to send this message doesnt have the time?
#VAElections2021
#VAElectionDay
#VAGov
#VAGovernor

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Ronald McDonald & Fam eat Burger King. #Halloween2021.

#McDonalds #BurgerKing #RonaldMcDonald #Hamburglar #FrenchFries #HappyMeal #ThugLife

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#Halloween2021
#RonaldMcDonald
#FrenchFries
#Hamburglar
#HappyMeal
#McDonalds

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When October 31 falls on a Saturday or Sunday, I call it "Halloweenkend"

#Halloween2021

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A short string of Halloween puns! Get some chuckles and enjoy...

#Halloween2021
#PunLiners

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What is a ghost's favorite branch of math?

Boo-lean Algebra

#Halloween2021