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⬡ | Suit up !

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Paint it black

#FlyEaglesFly

[Jake @JakeRepNY]

Happy Father’s Day everyone!

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The moment that Greg Abbott said the Uvalde shooting “could have been worse” should be the end of his political career.

[ben @Jaygoooo]

Believing that implementing gun control laws will do nothing to decrease mass shootings is completely delusional and utterly selfish. They just don’t want to get their precious deadly weapons to be taken away.. boohoo, cry me a river

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[ben @Jaygoooo]

I think this might be the most guaranteed lock of a Monday night miracle. Not a worry in the world @FieldYates @fantasyfocus @MatthewBerryTMR #mylittlecooperkupp

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Put it into the universe and let’s make it happen. What do you need tonight? #MondayNightMiracle

[delia @delia_cai]

I'm crying

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

it’s on you, it’s on me 2021 

#greenlightsbook #newyear

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Cris Collinsworth previews thanksgiving dinner

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Joe has the character and the experience to make our country better - but first, he needs your vote. Make a plan to vote right now and vote as early as you can. https://t.co/Q2RbOQZwv9

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING MEAN TO SAY?!?!?
Congrats to the happy couple from our improv special who got married by THE Short Paul!!!

[Patrick @audiohymn]

“my bad” “you’re good” is my favorite english language exchange

[Andscape @andscape]

Ryan Clark on why fans booed when players linked arms before the Texans vs Chiefs game: "Because you're doing stuff for Black people." Via (@FirstTake)

[ben @Jaygoooo]

The amount of money spent on gas solely because my friends live in Schnecksville is unfathomable