Jongkuch Panchol

smart talker sky walk

[. @tosinmm_]

I don’t know if it’s cause I’m getting older but football doesn’t feel fun anymore.

There’s no wingers taking on players, no flair, no off the cuff players, just workhorses grinding out wins each while people are looking at charts and living for agendas.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

animals be 15 minutes old and already know what they’re doing.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

The cheapest ticket for the Bayern Munich vs Ajax Amsterdam match will retail at KSh2,500.

[𝐉𝐏 @Jpsaviour]

The way people walk so calmly after holy communion, you'd think nobody knows anything about doggy or Missionary style

[✘ @namebrite]

n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

boarding a plane and realising your life is in the hands of 2 female pilots who are meant to be in the kitchen

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

@Pop_Clave Theres someone there I cant see

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

you can’t humble a nigga whose confidence wasn’t built on compliments

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

@DalotDiogo @ManUtd @ChampionsLeague you are absolutely dogshit of a footballer

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

@ManUtd piss tf off

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“If I get on a plane and see a female pilot, I'm getting off. I'll never fly with a female pilot. They should be at home in the kitchen cooking”

- US man reacts to dedly Florida plane cr@sh😭💔

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

😂😂😂😂

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I saw a video of some men who requested a female Uber driver late at night. They started singing church songs during the trip to reassure her that they were harmless and to make her feel safe.😭😭🥹

[moa Jomba ⚕️ @morgan879475]

Mbona millennials walikuwa wanaeka simu mpya wakibuy icharge 3 hrs ndo waanze kutumia 😂😂?

[LOCALMAN 🇰🇪 @Localman254_]

Look How some crook kenyans are Making milk and selling it to the innocent very Kenyans, capitalizing the milk shortage in our country

[Libby Gai @LibbiGai]

The boy in black is off the beat, but weuh! Today is vibes, and Inshallah.

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

faggot

[𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐚 🇪🇺🇵🇱🇺🇦 @Tweet4AnnaNAFO]

Finally, Putin meets a world leader on his level.

South Sudan’s Salva Kiir freezes mid-sentence while introducing his ministers.

Watch the russian delegation’s faces.

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

International embarrassment this guy

[Lemi @Badlemii]

Seeing Salva Kiir’s walk of shame at the Moscow summit is embarrassing and painful. You make Paul Biya proud.

Please send a delegation to every international summit instead, if possible.

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

@KenyaAirways only if ill be the first officer in it

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

@Midatlblog its an historical old town ya dickhead. You the one who never went to school

[Jongkuch Panchol @JaykayDEfada]

Good job this

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

DStv Kenya has officially announced 4 new packages, starting November 5, with monthly prices starting at Sh750 and going up to Sh7,300.

Here is how they compare:

1. Starter (Sh750): 116+ channels, La Liga, local content and entertainment.

2. Select (Sh1,500): 149+ channels, movies, series, news and Serie A.

3. Sports (Sh3,000): 159+ channels, including the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League.

4. Ultimate (Sh7,300): 180+ channels, including Formula 1, rugby, tennis, MotoGP and golf.