JaylexCFC

Football Fan | Chelsea | Real Madrid | AC Milan

[JaylexCFC @JaylexCFC]

It's Cold Palmer's work and we're all living in it... ❄️🥶❄️🥶☃️🧊🥶

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this scene is what got me into secret invasion, but the series never gave us anything like it

[Melania @MelaniaUSA]

Easy. Hard. Impossible Bottle Flip Slide (Satisfying)

[Majuu Alone 🇰🇪 @jaokojohnmark]

The Message.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Kama huyu ni Grauchi then Dj Edu ipo siku

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

A petrol station in Garissa nearly applied for a boxing license after an ordinary fuel transaction turned into a live-action sports event.

According to eyewitnesses, an AP officer fueled his vehicle and was asked the most feared question in modern Kenya:

"Afande, unawezaonyesha M-Pesa message?"

At that moment, negotiations collapsed faster than Arsenal's title hopes.

Instead of producing the sacred screenshot, Afande allegedly decided to solve the matter using government-issued confidence and a surprise punch.

Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the petrol attendant had apparently spent his free time watching Mike Tyson highlights and shadowboxing behind the station.

The attendant reportedly threw the fuel nozzle aside like a wrestler removing his jacket before entering the ring.

What followed was not a fight.

It was an advanced practical lesson.

Witnesses say Afande was promoted from customer to punching bag within seconds.

Nearby motorists who had come to buy fuel immediately abandoned their vehicles and secured front-row seats.

One boda boda rider allegedly switched off his engine and declared:

"Hii sio Shell, hii ni SuperSport."

The beating became so educational that Google Maps almost updated the location from "Petrol Station" to "National Boxing Academy."

By the time coworkers intervened, Afande had allegedly memorized all the stars visible in the Garissa sky .

Were it not for the intervention of one Mohammed, the officer would have continued receiving free lessons in Physics, Geography and Advanced Air Navigation.

Investigations are ongoing to determine whether the dispute was about fuel, M-Pesa, or an unauthorized boxing tournament.

[Marc Pieterse (⧖) @marcpieterse.bsky.social @PieterseMarc]

#Drenching or to say it better: force feeding warm water with electrolytes after calving to get her feed intake and milk production up asap. 👺Standard practice in nearly ALL #dairy fHarms around the world. Her calf was taken from her straight after birth💔Also standard practice #DairyIsScary #DitchDairy TODAY #GoPlantbased NOW

[dave gaitho @davendua]

Kenya mizengwe haiishi..mtu mkubwa hivi anapigwa na watoi
Allianz Arena Wacheni Ubaguzi #IRENE_ASIA_TOUR BULACAN MANILA

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

She tried to set up the man Jason Statham.

[𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 - 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 - 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞⭐️❤️ @NgocThach74]

Only this movie could turn an execution into a slapstick escape. #Western #movie
Would you laugh or just leave if you saw this happen? 🪢👇

[Lunah @Ore_Dear]

Respecting women is the hottest thing a man can do.

[mcseph @Seph_wayne]

Calvin, a baseball player, struggles to cope with early retirement, until he meets Produce, a young man with DOWN SYNDROME, who befriends him and gives him hope.

[Dr Detective 🫆 @DrTruthDissecto]

What TH is this ffs 🤦💔

[Shit Exploding @Shit_Exploding]

Gas Tanker Explosion .

[Cooper @Cooper866348]

Why is ice made in India so cheap 🧊

[Rolandz @RolandKickFlix]

The Girl Was Trapped In A Car Full Of Scorpions… every second felt like a nightmare turning deadlier by the minute 🎬-🦂😨🚗

[Rossi @ROS5IHD]

This transfer would have shook the world. Was a prime Raheem Sterling really worth £70m + Gareth Bale? One of the most insane offers of all time.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Iranian fans cr!es out inside the stadium yesterday after their flags were reportedly taken from them by FIFA official 🥹💔🏟️

[Chidera @OZODERA]

Current Status:

○ Single
○ In a relationship
● Waiting for Xabi Alonso ball.

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Tukiwa kwa NEC meeting ya ODM Mombasa niliambia Baba hiyo mambo ya Adani asemee mbali juu!"~Sifuna

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!