Jayne Pleysier

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I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it. - Maya Angelou

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Unknown~ Dont worry if youre a kleptomaniac you can always take something for it.

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Example is not the main thing in influencing others, it is the only thing. - Albert Schweitzer

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Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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What we are looking for is what is looking. -St Francis Assisi

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To me old age is 15 years older than I am. -Bernard M. Baruch

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No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session. ~Judge Gideon J. Tucker~

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There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance can be cured by learning and reading. Stupidity isn't willing to be cured.

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Alexander Meigs Haig~ I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-thats political scar tissue.

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Will Rogers~ Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there.

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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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One of the redeeming things about being an athlete is redefining what is humanly possible. -Lance Armstrong

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. -Mahatma Gandhi

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Ever wonder….Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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It is not easy to steal in thieves' houses. - Italian Proverb

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Paul Valery~ That which has been believed by everyone always and everywhere has every chance of being false.

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Our house filled with happiness is our hearts filled with love

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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What greater gift than the love of a cat. - Charles Dickens

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When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.  Kovac's Conundrum