Jason Scheller

capitalist @BessemerVP, Jungian psychoanalyst, run far / lift heavy

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Today I am joining the narcissistic cult of authenticity. welcome to my production of the self!

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

#NewProfilePic

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

*If you can find a company still hiring

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Better option than FAANG right now would probably be to join a SaaS company which has seen valuation drop >50% which still has strong financials / growth and catch really great returns once market bottoms out. Still risking job stability for equity gains, but safer now imo

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Pitch Perfect #1 is a masterpiece can’t wait to watch #2

[University of Michigan @UMich]

🤩🤩🤩

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

I’ve been saying this for three years folks

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Erdogan is a bad person.

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

does anyone actually ever get their hands completely dry with an air dryer

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

i don’t know how or where to get a hair cut in college

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

This girl I was talking to randomly brought up that I look like the type of guy who has a nut allergy. I do indeed have a nut allergy.

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

I ordered Starbucks and someone took my drink. I was too afraid to say anything so I left.

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

This person asked me to watch their stuff in the library while they went to the bathroom. They’ve been gone for 45 minutes and I am not sure what to do.

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Such is the unreliability of the nomenclature!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Even if it’s not Vector Marketing there are now many other MLM companies looking to exploit people in the area. Please be cautious.

[Jason Scheller @Jayshellah]

Even if it’s a recommended by a friend it’s likely they have fallen for their trap. I highly advise a google search if you don’t believe me