As a people we need to address the problem of old shits on the roads. When they drive they just dont give a damn about the rules or their surroundings. Our car horns can only do so much. So when you hear that horn in the distant night, just know someone's grandma is fucking up
This traffic on whiskey road is ridiculous. But what's even more ridiculous is that the person in front of me sat in this traffic for so long just to turn in and eat at captain d's. Sick bastard
Pulled into Panera bread to get a salad and somehow ended up walking out of five guys with ketchup on my face. Not sure what happened. Must have blacked out again.
Receptionist at the doctors office: "what's the reason for your visit today?"
Random guy: "pretty sure that bitch gave me chlamydia" *pointing at the lady beside him*
Needless to say all of us in that waiting room got real quiet after that haha