Jay

calling all caps, Selu

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

they refunded the corporations, not the working class ppl who actually paid the money for the tarriffs.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

One thing I'll never forgive about removing dislikes was that it's now easier to be scammed by terrible tutorials that don't work.

Now you just gotta... deal with the fact it's a gamble.

[ScreenTheGoo @ScreenTheGoo]

Probably not having drinkable water in 5 years but idk

[🏯 @S4QU0N]

we lapped your career in year 2 punk stay humble @bakermayfield

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[𖤓 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𖤓 @Lionspectre]

Extremely rare Dem W

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[Forever San D’orian @Eldonchorizo_]

This looks like dogshit.

[Burry @burryishere]

it's literally just this bro im crying

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

The max one can pay into social security per year is $10,453.20.

If you did that every year from age 18 until retirement, the max you’ll get from SS is $4,873 /month.

If you put it into an S&P index fund instead, you would receive $32,583 per month.

Social Security is a scam.

[midnight negotiator @Jarv365]

Eagles fans said this and got called dumb

[🥪 Swich 🍉 @Swich_22]

I don't understand

Why would I want a physical ornament?

Surely they could've given me a digital one instead

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Unfair!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

I really need to stress that there was a time where THIS was considered a mediocre cash grab sequel

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Ben Simmons ready to 'take it from here' after LeBron James