Jayson Wirth

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none.

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

The University of Mississippi

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@LateKickJosh Watch out! Once you enter the Velvet Ditch it is hard to leave.

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If you aren't watching @LateKickJosh you have time to start before he falls down the Velvet Ditch! #hydr

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We’re headed to Oxford

Every Given Saturday Tour: Week 5

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1 day until #WirthTheWait2020

And here we are. Doing this one early just because we are about to get busy and frankly im surprised most of you haven't blocked me yet.

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2 days until #WirthTheWait2020

2 more sleeps till wedding bells. Now what am I forgetting?

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3 days until #WirthTheWait2020

Wow this whole getting married thing might actually happen.

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4 Days until #WirthTheWait2020

Writing wedding vows like "What's up Mobile AL? Tip your bartenders. We've got a great lineup tonight, keep it going for Kady"

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5? Days until #WirthTheWait2020 Alas...

My days are grim and filled with the assembly of party favors and the smell of craft glue. Hope seems to be a lost emotion, replaced with that feeling of "Did I remember... https://t.co/G2z60fojfp

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6 Days until #WirthTheWait2020 To answer the majority of questions I am receiving about the wedding:

Wear whatever you want, I dont care.

Yes, this wedding is still occurring even though the Patriots are out of the playoffs.

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7 Days until #WirthTheWait2020

Not only is this a countdown until our wedding, it's a countdown until I return to my normal facebook shitposting. #OnlySlightlyLessAnnoyingThough

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Anyone know if there are any No Limit Soldiers still kicking around anywhere? Asking for an orange friend.

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8 Days until #WirthTheWait2020

Kady and I are super excited to see our family and friends together in one room! Even some of your weird ass +1s. I dont know why you are bringing your dentist, Terry, but I hope he has a great time.

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9 Days till #WirthTheWait2020, minus the whole getting married thing... buying the alcohol for the reception is my favorite part.

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Alright, rang in the new year and went to my practice wedding last night (I'm just bullshitting, Ali , yalls wedding was great). Now we are onto the big 10 day countdown to #WirthTheWait2020 being official. I'm... https://t.co/mYqKuR5xBv

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Found Kady 's personal hell. While she was in the shower she has a playlist of her favorite Broadway songs. And I changed it to skip before any song got to good parts.

Hope yall got refundable hotel rooms, this wedding may not happen.

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Added Kady to a fantasy league just to round out the numbers. She somehow only played Buccaneer players, forgot to set her lineup several times, and won the whole damn thing. Fantasy football is dumb.

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Today ole dude at the gym changed out of his gym sweater that was tied at the arms around his shoulders to his work sweater that was tied at the arms around his shoulders. Never seen country club sweater swag like that before.

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Attention Rouses shoppers, there is now a special on road rage out in the parking lot. Chill people, I dont get many days off, dont need to spend it with a stray bullet in me. — at Rouses Markets https://t.co/pQaV9rKhkY

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BT headphones either seem to be good at hanging with me trotting on a treadmill or while laid out for a bench press. Never both.

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I'll say that Cats def stumbles out the gate but anyone that thinks it's completely bad probably would not have liked the original.