Jason.

Young Metro Approves

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

💀💀💀

[Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo @ElPatronBurner7]

Big 4 consultants after dealing with offshore for several months on end:

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

Rare UK W

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confirms https://t.co/0vSQ0mE0ge

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

The sun will shine on us again 😭😭😭😭

[andrei saioc @asaio87]

Nobody wants to admit it but "vibecoding" works until your app has actual users. Then you discover what senior engineers have been getting paid for.

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

😭

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

Take us back 🫩🫩

[Sonny @rawespresso]

The UK economy works like this:

You go to school for 13 years to learn things you'll never use.

You go to university for 3 years to qualify for a job you could have done at 18, racking up £50K of debt that gets deducted from your payslip for 30 years.

You start work on £30K. After tax, NI, pension and student loan you take home around £1,900 a month.

You spend £1,000 of that on rent for a room in someone else's house, £320 on bills, £220 getting to and from the job, and £280 trying to eat.

You finish the month just about breaking even and start the next one already behind.

You're 27 now. You'll do this for another 38 years.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Postman is a billion-dollar company?????

a billion???????? dollars???????????????

for literally.... sending curl requests with a ui??

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

software devs giving themselves a reels break after running "npm install"

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

For the love of god, please just let it rest bruv

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Miami Heat will attempt to go after Giannis Antetokounmpo again this summer, per @flasportsbuzz

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

💀

[pc @pcshipp]

I’ve hired 5 people for my startup

🤝 Co-founder: OpenClaw
👨‍💻 Coding: Opus 4.6
🐞 Debugging: GPT-5.2
🔬 Research: Grok 4.1
✍️ Writing: GPT-5 Mini

Work anytime, no leave, no drama

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

Definition of mid

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

Miami Heat’s record through 53 games in each of the last 4 seasons:

25-26’: 27-26 record
24-25’: 25-28 record
23-24’: 28-25 record
22-23’: 29-24 record

Top 5 worst FO in the entire league, they just care about ticket sales.

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

I’m crashing tf out on god…

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

Planning his retirement home

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Miami Heat did not make a single move at the trade deadline 😬

What is Pat Riley planning? 🤔👀

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

HAHAHAHHAHA FUCK RIGHT OFF @MiamiHEAT

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Miami Heat remain hopeful that they can make noise in the playoffs with their current roster, per @flasportsbuzz

[Austin @ChefTrillie]

Man this shit is so depressing. Our expectations were low but holy fuck

[Jason. @Jayson_Chiang]

I fucking hate this team bro…