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[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

You can’t even get enlargement surgery that doesn’t exist I haven’t seen one link nothing proving this is real it’s not possible don’t fall for this if it was true then show me what’s the doctors name where is the building etc like it’s not real just stop

[Angelo @angelodotsui]

looking for pearls and i found a diamond

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[JDL @Jayson_JDL]

This but Illaoi

[mote @glowingmote]

a disinterested handjob from yunara could save me

[いしかわかずや @issikazu20]

たぬきの玉袋エコバッグ考えました。買い物するとタマが肥大化します。

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

>LowTierGod represented himself in court

>He won.

I am baffled.

[JDL @Jayson_JDL]

This would unironically make me leave PA if they did this. But idk how they'd install it in a 40 year old car.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

New Yorkers with 16 or more speeding violations will now have to install devices in their cars to limit their driving speeds.

The device will use GPS tracking to restrict how fast the car can drive to the posted speed limit.

The device will be wired into the vehicle's onboard computer.

If drivers refuse to install the device, their registrations will be revoked after 45 days.

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

This forever gonna be his legacy now and he just has to live with that bro didn’t even attempt to attack Wemby all fucking game

[Gleep @MartianMade]

the e-sex discord cucking is gonna go crazy cause now you can actually put them in the corner of the room

[JDL @Jayson_JDL]

If its more than just the radio I don't want that shit. Airbags, ABS, and Fuel injection are overrated modern slop.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I promise you want your car to be a little bit percent computer

[Rocky @RockyUpNorth]

Scottie got robbed so badly that nobody is even laughing at the fact that the REIGNING DPOY didn’t even make a team this year😭😭😭

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[Ky @_k_pn]

We know you’re a gooner Joel Embiid.

[arshia @arshia__]

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

“Are you ready for your rap lessons?”

*Kendrick Lamar gulps*

*Drake breathes heavily*

*Kanye West nods nervously*

*Jay-Z sighs*

“Yes, RiFF RAFF!" they say in unison

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

ZI WHITE WOMAN must have just surpassed God Shammgod as the GOAT of college basketball names. 😂