Jayson

IT, memes, and cats, Pivoting from helpdesk to DFIR

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

A flock camera just got put up across the street from my house. Anybody wanna see a teardown?

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@washingtonpost

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@washingtonpost When I was attending Western Governor's University, I met students who were "speedrunning" their degrees.
I met one who completed his B.S. in a week, and was on track to complete his M.S. in a month.
Their primary hack was Sophia, take courses before enrolling.

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@washingtonpost If i recall the "method" as they called it
> Take as many courses as you can through Sophia as quickly as you can
> Enroll at WGU, transfer Sophia courses
> Your degree plan was just cut in half, if not more
> The rest of the classes follow WGU's format of testing out of each one

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@jason_koebler Seen this morning

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Him: Did the cat bite you?
Me: Yes, but in his defense I was being annoying.

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@danielrmay @septisum My personal favorite

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@OurielOhayon @gregbarbosa @jacksonhvisuals AliExpress 👍

(Not sure if exact same one)

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@vaxxedBTBBE1965 Today I learned Michael Bennet was born in India.

[cdrsalamander @cdrsalamander]

So, how is our air defense in San Diego, Pearl Harbor, Bremerton, Norfolk, Groton, Kings Bay, Kitsap, and Mayport?

[Eli @elkelk]

never ask me for food recommendations if you're coming to LA. "any burger places you recommend?" like bitch we do not have a shared mutual understanding of burgers, to you a burger is just a meaty sandwich of meat and cheese and stuff but to me it's a religion. I can trace the lineage of every mcdouble back to Downey California before you can even finish looking up the nearest smashburger spot besides your hotel. I have 300,000 points saved up on the McDonalds app and my local in n out gives me extra cheese for ordering the correct combo everytime. to ask me for food recommendations is like asking LeBron James for shooting tips. We are eight leagues apart and nothing I can say to you will resonate in your uncultured brain for even a millisecond.

but yeah just go to In n Out

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@butternoooodles @SawyerMerritt This is direct from the IPO filing

https://t.co/cwSywmeOrI

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

SpaceX's IPO prospectus (S-1 filing) is now officially public!

You can read the full document here: https://t.co/zlYx39Hco9

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@JanPogman2 https://t.co/btnbA34spW

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Inject me with hantavirus and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@GossipGlance @CollinRugg Because you’re conflating income with financial discipline.

$100k means nothing if spending outpaces it. Gambling, lifestyle inflation, poor budgeting, debt accumulation (clearly based on balances) could all play a role

Having money ≠ managing it well

[Sharia Law enforcer 🕋 @BasedKashiBar]

Every American should be allowed to own a Shahed-136 drone

[Jayson @Jayson_ssh]

@KimZetter Same, first encountered on Mac then tried on iPhone - same result

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Taco Bell is the only place I can get gas for under two dollars