Dr. Jesus Pepper.

Not an accurate representation of who I am as a person.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

Lately all my google searches start with a “help is available” notice at the top.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

@JohnFetterman, congratulations on a seriously well ran campaign. Other democrats need to take notes. Truly believe you’ll do your best for the people you now represent.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

@elonmusk Issa bitch

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

I have been thinking a lot about Brian Wilson.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

So, @lizzo plays a flute you didn’t know existed, inside a building you’ve never thought about and your fuckin mad about it? That’s wack.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

My toxic trait is stacking overdue paper work neatly enough that it no longer looks like it’s over due.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

This Italy thing, I think it’s going to be a bigger problem than we’re expecting. We’ve seen a lot of right wing hacks…
This one is different.
This one isn’t messing around.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

AND YES. I’m drunk again. But I’m drunk downloading a web browser and talking to my girlfriend on the phone about Gwen Stefani‘s terrible earrings so I’ve been way worse off.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

This account will continue to be my outlet for telling companies to go fuck them selves because I’ve been on this site for a larger chunk of my life at this point and no one cares yet.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

It’s 2022 and I’m downloading @firefox like it’s 2010 because @googlechrome can’t load more that one tab with any speed and cares more about ad revenue than users privacy. I can’t believe we’ve gotten here

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

Instagrams’ reels are so bad I redownloaded twitter to talk about it.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

I love @instagram reels because they’re so bad I waste almost zero time watching them.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

Aye @Twitter, I know you got fucked by the guy we all said would fuck you but please don’t force the disgruntled billionaire to buy the platform… just seems like an even worse idea that selling it willingly.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

On a brighter note. @SammyRaeMusic is fucking incredible.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

You know where you’re not allowed to carry guns? NRA conventions.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

Hey god? Me again. The thoughts and prayers obviously aren’t workin.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

Hey, children are dead. Actual children. Shot down. Slaughtered.

In 3 months I won’t even remember which mass shooting I’m talking about.

It can’t keep being like this.

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

The Christians are fuckin everyone’s day up in this Jimmy John’s

[Dr. Jesus Pepper. @JaysynUpsides]

My boss told me he can’t bank on me living till Friday and that’s something I don’t know how to process.