BREAKING: In an amazing moment, Barack Obama's close friend and Chair of the Obama Foundation Board, Marty Nesbitt just wore a tan suit to mock Republicans at President Obama's Presidential library opening. This is awesome.
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It was great reconnecting with our alumni tonight!
Michelle and I will always be grateful for the chance to work side-by-side with so many brilliant, selfless people who believed in something bigger than themselves.
got a $50 light bill
I can randomly yell shit wit 0 judgement
The house is always quiet when I get home
Clothes stay in the dryer long as I want
Leftovers are always untouched
I can fuck wit the door open
Ain’t gotta share food when I get home
Them aint our snacks Them Smoke snacks
I can let one rip and keep it moving
I sleep/nap uninterrupted
I sleep in late as I want
Can play the game and cuss loud as I want
Everything is where I left it
I don’t have to answer any questions
I don’t have wear headphones for music
Toothpaste, soap, & shit paper last longer
Aint gotta do shit I don’t feel like doing
Ain’t no trails of hair all over the place
Thermostat is set to what EYE want
I don’t have to explain anything to anyone
And the only person I need to be considerate of is me
This Is Why I Could Never Fuck With This Shit! This Is Who America Has Always Been & Will Continue To Be. This Administration Is Who Has Embolden This Kinda Behavior & Has Become The Poster Child For It! This Administration Ain’t Shit Just Like Joe Rogan & Dana White Ain’t Shit!
Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.
He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.
He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.
We have nothing to hide.
Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere.
The country is watching.