Jaythegermanpotato

Pet the kitty

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

THE FUCKING RED ARMY CHOIR COPYRIGHT CLAIMED MY VIDEO HAHAHAHAH IM NOT EVEN MAD

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

"Our Users report a high satisfaction with the app"

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.@TeamYouTube glad to know the quality of your support has not changed in 5 years

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For a second I thought thats DrDisrespect being arrested By Trump

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Told the mechanic at the appointment for my AC check, that I accidentally rolled down my window with ice on it and now it's stuck and if they can take a look at it

He looked like this

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Yes indeed I did see that

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

@canuckinnutsttv @Rimmy_Downunder You won't believe how many random ass steam keys YouTubers get. I get a shit ton of random keys and they write you 10 emails each.

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

My first stream went like this:
- Got asked for feet reveal 200 times
- Got myself drawn as a genderbend version
- Got stoned by homeless people ingame
- Randomly got 100$ to buy Monster

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

What no Discord Nitro does to a mf

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TF IS ENGLAND DOING IN ALBANIA

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

Why is the toilet only open from 5am to 11pm at this train station? ITS 4AM AND I NEED TO SHIT

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

The fuck

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

Birmingham classic

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My personal recomendation

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

WHITE HOUSE BEGINS SEARCH FOR NEW SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: NPR

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

@panda_otu @DB_Bahn HOW CAN I MISS A CONNECTIONTRAIN THAT HAD A 30 MINUTE BUFFER HOW CAN YOU PHYSICALLY ACOMPLISH AN HALF AN HOUR DELAY ON A 1 HOUR TRIP

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

.@DB_Bahn with all due respect IHR KÖNNT MICH MAL

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Yo @YouTube can I have my money earlier this month. My portfolio needs it.

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

Isnt that the fucking Island with the polar bears in Vic 2 lmao

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

The US is introducing a 10% tariff on Jan Mayen, a Norwegian island with no permanent residents

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

Just won 50€ gambling, time to quit YouTube.

[Jaythegermanpotato @Jaythegerpotato]

Thats actually very simple to explain Bill:
You fly the fucking helicopter into the fucking plane

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Someone who has piloted a Blackhawk please explain how this is possible.