almighty j

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When my boss gets mad and yells at me but this is who he's yelling at:

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

dying in a freak build a bear accident

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

[I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg]

laughed way too hard at this

[almighty j @Jayy417]

People that don’t like slayer just wanna be different so bad

[almighty j @Jayy417]

Gun range this weekend I hope

[almighty j @Jayy417]

Jon jones is the greatest of all time

[Neet @neet_sol]

maxxing out your 401k and IRA is retarded

dude congrats ur gonna be the richest in the retirement home

[almighty j @Jayy417]

Moonstruck

[NETTI🇵🇹🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

No substance i used was ever abused. Only loved

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

If Redbull gives you wings, Vietnamese coffee gives you a missile strapped to your back with zip ties.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[almighty j @Jayy417]

Is french music really all just adaptions of American music in French 💀

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

That kid put the dirty jew sticky note on his backpack himself

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

Whe dads speak

[tomie @tomieinlove]

When a girl and a boy love each other very much they make a goy

[almighty j @Jayy417]

I sinnngg thisss shittt for youuuu

[almighty j @Jayy417]

Once the levee breaks I’ll have no place to stay

[🕸️ @recreatings]

girls groupchat vs boys groupchat