Jasmine Pastrano

[Dr. Jasmine Harris @DrHarrisJay]

I know this is a long shot…

I lost my engagement ring, and I’m devastated. A RT or a like, especially if you live in San Antonio, might increase the small chance that I get it back.

😥🙏🏾

[Jeff McDonald @JMcDonald_SAEN]

Pop said he joked with someone the other day: "If Timmy had played better, I would have gotten the record sooner."

Duncan apparently caught wind and reached out to Pop with a retort: "I feel the same way about you."

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

I’ve never related more to a tweet.

[Corey J. Miles @CoreyMiles__]

I respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food on the way home. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

@brendaalee3 I think I’m going in jan too!

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

Anytime we have a weekend together. Lol @Lexymarieeeee

[Astead @AsteadWH]

spotify wrapped: "vibe check! you understood the assignment and kept it on fleek with this podcast that lived rent free in your head, just like an NFT"

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

Brooo if this ain’t my future kid. I don’t want em… send them back.
😭😂👏🏽 sis was going OFFFFF.

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

💀😭😂

[dallas stars stan acct @_hugejackedman]

Raising Canes be like “lickin and dickin, I would FUCK this chicken. What can I get for ya?”

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

Morning rays with my love bug. 🐶 Now time to be like my mom when I was little on a sat morning, blast some music and get to cleaning. 💃🏽

[PurposeDr!ven»✨ @BornTaLEAD]

Donda this, Donda that.🙄 Donde esta a 4th stimulus check?

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Dis human shit difficult I shoulda been a pit bull or a honey bun

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

Same girl same. But you got this mama! you have that little man who adores you! ❤️

[Ariel Barboza @alvarezariel99]

I’m mentally and physically exhausted 😪

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

When @Lexymarieeeee and I don’t get invited to the party…. Awk. We’re having our own. 😂😭😂

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

Same af. 🙃😂

[𝒢𝓁��✨ @globabetx]

Some of my friends got engaged this week , some announced that they were pregnant… then there is me worried about what kinda tacos I’m getting today lol 😂

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

This sweet worker at CFA told me I was pretty ...and lowkey that made my heart smile. 🥺 I hope she stays dry in this rain. 😩

[★ SUKZ @kill4venus]

Me all week

[Jasmine Pastrano @JayyP_1]

*starts shopping myself* 😩😂

[Ariel Barboza @alvarezariel99]

Okkk @JayyP_1 convinced me too shop for Vegas 😝😝