Jared Eisenberg

sporadic thoughts with equally random personality. im always amazed by the simple things in life

[The Night New York Won #GOKNICKS @dccrew33]

I built an interactive map that drops you onto NYC’s streets the night the Knicks won the championship

already have 75+ wild celebration clips mapped and adding more every day! #knicks2026champs

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

This team. This city. It's got the look. #AlwaysKnicks

[Jared Eisenberg @JayyRod11]

@plugplayallday hi, a few months ago, I received a free battery as part of a promo at Strain Stars Dispensary in New York, and the battery is defective. Is there any way to replace it or fix it? Please let me know, thanks! Happy new year.

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Steph to the French fans in that 4th quarter

[Jared Eisenberg @JayyRod11]

I wanna start wearing snap backs, any recommendations?

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Ugh

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@InLuvWithdaLoLo You monster

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@InLuvWithdaLoLo Gotta wait 3 seasons for it to get good good? That’s a huge commitment now lol

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@InLuvWithdaLoLo Everyone is watching ozark wth, ok I gotta watch it now

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Stop tryna make life decisions at midnight on vacation, these questions can be answered later

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I’m drunk and confident! - friend of mine after moonshine tasting

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@InLuvWithdaLoLo Too late already had BK

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What says I’m single on Valentine’s Day more? Taco Bell or Burger King?

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Is today over yet? Doesn’t the universe know I have vacation tomorrow?

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@ChristinaD1992 Booooo

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@ChristinaD1992

[Jared Eisenberg @JayyRod11]

I impressed myself today with how gullible I am. #fml