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[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

old people scheduling their doctors appointments love to let you know they have shit planned.
“i can’t on tuesday & thursday mornings because i have water aerobics”

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

fall decorations are going up Sep 1. i don’t care if it’s 110 outside

[Corinne @champagnecoc_o]

Where do I sign the petition to never have her host this show ever again???#LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Apparently theres a video of Takeoff floating around rn. If you put that shit on my TL youre blocked for life and you getting cussed out. Yall so disrespectful and weird

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

if you pick the bathroom stall right next to someone and you’re the only 2 in there, you’re Gods least favorite.

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

it’s so weird seeing people from high school with new last names.
no, i will not change your contact name in my phone

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

it’s a great day to be a white man

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

people on tiktok: What a blatant invitation for Satanic ritual! Travis Scott is being used by the devil forreal!
me: damn, looks kinda legit
my racist family member on fb: What a blatant invitation for Satanic ritual! Travis Scott is being used by the devil forreal!
me:

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

this morning my daughter sneezed, so of course the cracker that she just swallowed shot out of her nose and this little girl had the AUDACITY to stop what she was doing to pick the slimily/wet piece up and do it all over again.
fucking pitiful

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

@AshlynMartin same thing happened to me!!

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

i’ll never understand women who hate on other women for expressing their sexuality and sexiness.
jealousy is a bitch i guess

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

@earthysleep all the bright places

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

@earthysleep @indigostellium elle fanning for sure. i watched a movie that she was in last night and kept thinking of you lol

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

is parenthood really just your kid waking up the second you sit down to eat?

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

the only new year resolution i hit in 2020 was no longer ordering chicken strips everywhere i go

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

@SydneyAmaya @IdaYoder8 i blame a lot of it on having a kid too! i swear after kennedy i can’t remember shit and it’s makes me so mad

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

@Bigg_Teejj

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

still accurate

[jamie @Jayymayyyy]

in honor of the presidential debate tonight 🖕🏼lmao @trenthoffman @realDonaldTrump

[Nah. @Evolsoflucy]

“I thought a President who didn’t serve two terms said su-“