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[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Why are you so political?”

Me: Pixar

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

He woke up in the morning and packed flowers and a machete, with the full intention of killing her if she said no. This was premeditated murder and I hope he gets slammed with the highest sentence possible. RIP to that poor girl and her family

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

DAMN!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Geoff. He's lucky to be in a household that values sleepiness over cleanliness. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[John Suchet @johnsuchet1]

A horse broke its neck and died at the Grand National today. That is the only fact you need to know about the race. Everything else is irrelevant.

[Meg Watson @msmegwatson]

The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for:
- none of my friends’ content
- reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow
- 100x more ads
- everything played at full volume against my will

[🍊🍋 @6xc13m]

Up at 6 to get in at this time. And it’ll be the same for the next 50 years of life until you can retire in your 70s when you’ve got no energy left to enjoy your free time. All to make ends meet &, if you’re lucky, have a few half decent weeks off in the summer. What’s the point?

[Lucy C @xl_cxx]

Isn’t it mad how a 4 legged furry animal who doesn’t talk can be ur actual world

[jazzflewitt @JazzFlewitt]

don’t look up - what a film

[LADbible @ladbible]

‘I wonder if we can pet him’ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/ceEM5dI5VE

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TheFamousCFC_V1]

Booting someone's head in on the deck is proper cowardly

[Arabella @ArabellaGolby]

This is a very embarrassing time to be a sane person who genuinely just needs to put fuel in their car

[jazzflewitt @JazzFlewitt]

@SammGardiner @SophGudge 🤣🤣

[phoebe @phoebe_try]

I do actually speak to my dogs like their gunna speak back

[b.b @benoobrown]

Surely there must be more to life than being excited to go to your bed after work every night?

[jazzflewitt @JazzFlewitt]

@SophGudge 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️