James P

[James P @JazzInJersey]

Girlfriends of the world: stop taking videos of us sleeping.

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Great draft pick by the Jazz, I don’t even have to buy any new jerseys.

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@ToddLlewellyn If it were me, I’d sell them all for $200 and go to a legit steakhouse with that money. TR and other cheap steakhouses don’t (can’t?) buy great cuts of nicely marbled meat, so you’ll never have a truly great steak there.

But if it’s a fam jam, spend $$ and hope for the best!

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@downrightdave Worth reading up on how insanely greedy FIFA is and how much hosting is costing taxpayers.

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An unhappy 15 year anniversary, thanks a lot D-Will. #JerrySloan #IcePickFight

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@JustinStarling_ I’m a hardwood flooring contractor and we have gone through a lot of vans. Sprinters are the best-made for a tall roof van by a mile. The Ford isn’t bad but get rid of it before you hit 50k. The Ram is pure garbage. Really wish GM would make a tall roofer—Express/Safari forever!

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@SMU5049 @pulpmx Presumably he has a bunch of Jett and Hunter’s money, yes.

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@dbo360x @Bones_338 Missed a bedazzled boot opportunity too.

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@pulpmx France needs detectives, too, Steve.

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@pulpmx Have you watched Brooklyn 99? Might be time to start calling Deegs “Pimento.”

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@DrJayBee

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@Danielblair125 Live by the sword, lose $300k by the sword.

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@racerxonline Huh. I guess Deegan racing a 450 at the last round of MX was fake news after all.

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Ha!

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@racerxonline JERRY ROBIN LAST TO FOURTH IN THE 450 LCQ. HERO.

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@pulpmx Very much looking forward to your Race Tech Rant on Monday night.

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@aaronfalk You’ve won, Aaron. It’s all downhill from here.

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Thirteen years ago. @JeremyEvans40

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Hey Jazz Twitter of yore. If you’re looking for something fun to do this weekend, my band’s annual fundraiser-concert for the Utah Domestic Violence Coalition is happening tonight (12/14) at Urban Lounge in SLC. Free entry, 21+, and great prizes. XOXO

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@aaronfalk @andyblarsen @J_batacao @Kevinreynolds30 @bellefraser1 @julie_jag @GordonMonson The food is fine, but something’s gotta be done about your kids.

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@pulpmx The “no audio at all including turn signal notification” is super fun. Otherwise a great truck.

I had the dealership check for updates. There was one. It did not fix the problem. Maybe next round.