Mike Chavez

Likes music, Newcastle United, Barrow, life, friends. Exiled northerner living in Wiltshire. Grateful for what I’ve got, all views are my own.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@ZiaYusufUK You lost me at “according to the Telegraph”…

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@darrengrimes Sounds like bollocks again 🙄

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@MatthewStadlen She's nuts

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

“Dear Diary,
I can’t believe how bad Labour are at Defence when the solution is so obvious. We can massively increase our national security and Defence capability at a stroke by simply becoming a Russian Overseas Territory. I know that’s what I’d do!”

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@Nigel_Farage Remind me where I find the laughing emoji on X…

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@JDVance We’re not happy about this in the UK, but get your own house in order before laying into us. Your gun deaths and deaths in custody in the US are a disgrace.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@TomK_Brit1993 No, those three fuckwits are a much bigger problem than Starmer. Not saying he’s brilliant but this one’s not even close.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@RupertLowe10 You have zero evidence for that. I say he doesn’t, and my evidence is the same as yours. Where does that leave us?

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@johnredwood So it’s nothing to do with a chronic lack of investment in meaningfully tackling leakage, and not building any reservoirs in fifty years then? We had these problems long before this century began, and long before the climate started giving us drought or deluge much more regularly

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@TiceRichard If only X provided us with a laughing emoji…

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@Nigel_Farage Don't bother, you're nit even a government official with any powers.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@drhingram @RupertLowe10 @elonmusk I didn't see them sneering at common folk, they were sneering at political figures - fair game?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Dear Diary,
Note to self: think carefully in future before making up bullshit stories about Russia hacking my phone. Labour have reported the 'hacking' to police and the National Cyber Security Centre, which means I have to choose between coming clean or lying to them both. As ever, my instinct is obviously to lie, but they'll see through that as soon as they look at my phone. I have a strange feeling my phone may be about to be stolen..."

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@ClaireCoutinho We've certainly had decades of under investment in energy infrastructure, but a lot of this is nonsense Claire, including "switching off" solar. Solar is far more cost effective than gas generated electricity, and probably the answer to cheap power and enough capacity to run a/c

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@realDonaldTrump Embarrassing Donald.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@StewartWood Touché

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@GaryPetersonUSA I don’t imagine anyone really cares, it’s up to her what she wears on her back. It’s a big one, let’s hope she never wants to remove it as that’s going to hurt.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@TomK_Brit1993 Jesus no, absolutely not

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

@travelingflying This is absolute horse shit, it’s not true folks! Get your facts checked.

[Mike Chavez @JazzMikeC]

Exactly this

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are…

Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.