Jasmine Olson

Just a little twerp in a big world.

[Jasmine Olson @JazzOlson]

@KeatingNorris Used to have this, and then the mat got glitchy. Danced too hard on the poor thing.

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@little_beannnn Shove some Vaseline or Aquaphor up those nostrils— it helps!

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@megholso_ Haha ohhh wise ones. Have mercy.

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@little_beannnn @Kolson1968 She’s probably having a pandemic crisis trying to figure out how to teach and navigate in this space. I wouldn’t take it personally. From what I’ve heard from my teacher friends, everyone’s just trying their best not to fall apart on the daily. DIS AIN’T WHAT THEY SIGNED UP FOR!

[Jasmine Olson @JazzOlson]

@little_beannnn If you take a butter knife and whack little notches into the jar top, I swear it’s a miracle how well it works. It “grips” or something... anyways, GREAT JOB! YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN!

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@megholso_ Haha this couldn’t be more serious

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Where are YOU mentally?

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@little_beannnn NAHHHHHHHH

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@garrettgreen Battle of the birds

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But did he have to spit all over the place immediately proceeding the swab?

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@garrettgreen All time fringe

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@WellsAdams So what happens if I can only hear “brain needle”? Blue pill, please. BLUE PILL PLEASE.

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@garrettgreen Haha BOMBSHELL... cool

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@little_beannnn @megholso_ FISHING, CAMPING, ROCK CLIMBING, I’M SO UNIQUE! This girl nailed it. There are, as they say, PLENTY OF FISH out there.

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@TheAcademy Box of chocolates

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@little_beannnn ... go straight Voldemort on a ho?

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@wonderlandyears Noo this one had me cryinggg 😭😭

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@megholso_ I DO LOVE

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@little_beannnn It’s probably FREEZING in there!

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@garrettgreen Welcome to the party