Jasmine

sad but lit

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

Anytime a fitness influencer goes on vacation, you can bet your sweet bottom that there will be 1-5 posts about how a) balance is key b) getting back to your routine is sooOoOOoo great c) workouts on the go and d) it’s important to life and enjoy life

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@BostonBiceps_ I’ve been good!!! I guess it just took oyster slander to get me out of the hole I was hiding in 😂

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

See I can’t even type right in this heat lmao

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

Facts. I get my seasonal depression in the the summer.

[veve @wolfoftheriver]

we don't talk enough about how hot weather is absolutely detrimental to mental health

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

Fr my dad is my dawg

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

My 13 year old niece just posted this I’m on my knees 😭😭

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@KRbrigham Wow you are blessed

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@BigHairConnoiss This has been my best friend

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@BigHairConnoiss Check out this product at https://t.co/2gVn2nWt2C - ONE/SIZE by Patrick Starrr Mini Oil Sucker Liquid Blotting Paper Touch-Up Spray - 1.33 oz/45 mL https://t.co/pmPHqsdggj

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@BigHairConnoiss Also I know it says dewy but I have oily skin and it doesn’t look dewy on me. Just looks like skin

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@BigHairConnoiss I know it’s more skin tint rather than tinted sunscreen and I only really use a little bit but I think it could work as a tinted sunscreen if you wanted more coverage and use your hands to blend

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@leonaliftsheavy @coachdro__ Crunch by me is $70 😭

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

I love how everyone’s rooting for the Knicks

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

*whispers* if you’re staying up to scroll it’s because you’re addicted

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@blakes_online It’s worth it but definitely riskier. Just need to make sure you have your substitutions ready

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

@FFBTheGoat69 With the amount of money I spent going to med school I will take every opportunity I get to make sure I got my money’s worth 😂

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

Imma need people to remember that professional athletes are still humans. They can’t just magically grow muscles or recover from injuries faster than the general population solely from being pro athletes.

[Jasmine @JazzmanienDevil]

If they do, it’s because they’re getting some help and even then 🤷🏾‍♀️