Martin Cheesman

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Wimbledon this commentary against Mochizuki is insulting. To say ‘ he can’t break an egg on his serve’ is an appalling thing to say. So Rude! I think you should apologise. #wimbledon

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@what3words I used to think you had done the world a great service, but now I see you are becoming money grabbing charlatans like everyone else. Last week I navigated to a destination using google maps. Yet suddenly today I need to pay you to use my preferred satnav #what3words

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

#Grace please get your details sorted in this latest series.
-Chasing a boat and saying ‘cut them off’ to a boat that is apparently on full throttle but obviously on idle.
- Saying ‘an ambulance is on its way’ on a boat at sea
- Showing an architect next to a drawing board.

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@TVONENZ learn how to pronounce Chile please. It’s not pronounced Chileé but Chilly.

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Daf821126854606 @alltvukshows And?

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@hurrenava23 @alltvukshows She’s not a professional dancer.

Imagine if the first show was everyone who’d never danced before. Strictly would not survive. So they have to have a mixture. So it’s very fair and in the end either George or Karen will win.

So shut up & enjoy it

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

If you like off-roading with your 4x4 come to Edinburgh as @Edinburgh_CC highways depthave laid on the perfect road surface for it. #edinburghroads

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Trustpilot if we can make using our site any more complicated, oh yes we will.

All I want to do is log into my business account on my mobile. And can I simply put my email address and password in? NO I CAN’T!
I have to get an email to sign up, even though I clicked log in!

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@bbcemt we’re out of the football season. So Please Stop Reporting On It until the season starts again.

Please give us non footies a break? Please!

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@HighwaysEMIDS why are you persecuting Nottingham? You allow @CadentGasLtd to terrorise us for 20wks on east bound A52, for supposed essential works, and are taking ONE YEAR to build a mere cycle lane on west bound A52. ITS CAUSING MAYHEM.

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@virginmedia the more times I see a walrus in a boat on my tv, the less likely I am to buy your products.

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Tim_Warwood please will you write a book of your similes.

You are a master at them.

Where does ‘writing with your left hand, if you’re right handed, whilst being attacked by seagulls come from?

Excellent. Just brilliant.

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Tim_Warwood just watching championships boarder cross coverage.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You just don’t disappoint!

‘Missing cheese on toast, cryogenically frozen, after burn’.

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Bobstroudsnr Say that when you’ve lead the country and have impossible choices to make that fly in the face of your ideals but are needed as a compromise to make the country work.

We punters have no idea how hard it is to lead a country politically.

No Idea!

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@Tim_Warwood just watching iPlayer half pipe and seriously missing your Amazing commentary.

It’s showing how good your are at it.

They’re too tame.

Ty

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@snowedleigh just watching iPlayer half pipe and seriously missing your Amazing commentary.

It’s showing how good your are at it.

They’re too tame.

Ty

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@nottspolice thank you for making the suspicious package safe, but why oh why do you have to take so long ‘investigating’. You have CCTV and it all needs to be balanced with people getting on with their lives.

Please be more sympathetic to this?

Please?

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@ChrisRidley1993 I hear you worry about your performance as a rugby ref.

Why!

Your ability to allow free flow of game in the Wales Ireland match and keep the discipline, along with making sure the right decision was made was exceptional. #bestref

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@au4229hudson really you want us to be back in racist misogynist striking 1979. Well that’s what I’d expect of a member of reform uk. Get a grip man. You’ve been brainwashed.

[Martin Cheesman @JazzyCheese]

@realDonaldTrump a puppet for Putin who thinks he’s in control. 😂