Big Band

''I'm back on the beat!'' (Skullgirls RP)

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"....that's not even the weirdest thing that i've worked on."

".....one of my best friends is a shark."

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@MurderousMedic - of your limbs. I would know, because that was a case I /worked on/."

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@MurderousMedic "Yeah, and it's kept me /alive/. Being 'fun' ends in waking up in Miami, buck naked, missing your wallet, and all four -

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@MurderousMedic "Because I'd prefer to wake up with what remains of my limbs intact."

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@MurderousMedic "Forgive me for not trusting someone who's tried to 'operate' on me, and some of my friends, in the past."

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@MurderousMedic - attached to what's left of my spine."

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@MurderousMedic "Yeah, no. I've seen your 'work'. It's not exactly the cleanest of business, is it. Plus, i'm kinda used to my skull being -

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- bent. ".....I'm gonna need some repairs. This ain't exactly good for stealth....not that I was very inconspicuous beforehand."

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A few screws that held some of his mechanical pieces in place had come loose. Now, his joints made sickening crunching noises, when they -

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"I slept for most of today."

"...that's it. No music puns, no witty comment. I just slept. Did I miss anything?"

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"Again, it's another slow day...Maybe my luck's startin' to change.....Heh, that'd be the day."

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Glares. https://t.co/qMx0M17Mlx

[Nostalgia Critic @TheReviewGoesOn]

"YA' SCARED, DORK TRACY?" https://t.co/ewwffhO5oH

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"....I'm not gonna get involved in this."

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".....I'm gonna ignore that." https://t.co/dPvjZECd8u

[Nostalgia Critic @TheReviewGoesOn]

LOUD SCREAMING FROM OFF CAMERA.

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//every time i make a new account, it crashes when i try to follow said account on my OTHER accounts. great.//

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//the twitter app is very broken, and i am VERY upset.//

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"I should be called Big Dad, with all the kids I gotta look after."

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".....I don't think i've actually properly introduced myself to that Space Oddity."

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@TopTierToon @FaIIenStars "Calm down, Patricia."

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"That's what I tell her." https://t.co/uBhQpe3rOY

[★·.ιиℓυѕтяιѕѕιмυѕ @FaIIenStars]

YOU'RE 13 https://t.co/fqo6tl1stF