Mr. やばん

I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@NasheCeezet_zw Not an Ubers job to supply that.

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@NasheCeezet_zw An uber driver leaving a car seat in when they potentially need that seat open for their primary job? Complete bullshit

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

You never know who you'll see on the street @Shift4

NFL Schedule Release Show 5/14 on @nflnetwork at 7PM CT

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@realmattbookie1 @stoolgambling No it’s still Minneapolis/St. Paul. Twins have 2 World Series and that’s it.

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

this one belongs in the Louvre

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@RyanWalker_v3 @RussoHockey So every time a player swipes at a goalies glove they’re allowed to be speared? Got it.

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@RyanWalker_v3 @RussoHockey Getting speared in the balls is also a big no no

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@realJSchertz @Jabs_13 The difference is Foligno was penalized for his stupid decision

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@TalkinTwins Pretty rare to see any of the Pohlads sitting in their seats at the end of the game and not in the owners suite.

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@00BrianJames00 @jake_s2038 @tlschwerz I don’t think you understand the definition of ironic. Don’t care about how many people follow me or like anything I put out there. Looking at your tweets it doesn’t look like you’re really putting up more numbers than me dumbass.

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@00BrianJames00 @jake_s2038 @tlschwerz Ironic you call someone a moron but can’t use the correct form of “you’re”

[Jared Ryan Sears @JaredRyanSears]

Which of these reasons was why you voted for Trump?

🔸Gas prices! - are higher than when Trump took office

🔸Drill, Drill, Drill! - There were zero bids for drill leasing in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and Cook Inlet. Fewer rigs are operating than before Trump took office.

🔸Crypto President! - Bitcoin has lost 34% of its value since Trump took office.

🔸Tariffs will create jobs! - Manufacturing has lost 115,000 jobs since Trump took office. There have been over 1.3 million layoffs, and the overall unemployment rate has increased.

🔸Tariffs will make us rich! - Tariffs cost the average US household $1,000 last year. We pay them, not other countries.

🔸DOGE will make us rich! - DOGE hardly cut anything and cost us more than it saved.

🔸No More Wars! - Trump started a war with Iran after invading and deposing Venezuela’s leader.

🔸A Better Economy! - Job creation dropped from over 120,000 each month to 15,000 per month. GDP growth slowed from 2.8% to 2.2%. PCE, the Fed's preferred inflation metric, increased in 2025.

🔸Fix the National Debt! - It increased by $2.2 trillion last year

Everything is getting worse.

[NHL @NHL]

A moment they'll all never forget 👏 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

Megan Keller's goal SEALED THE DEAL for the gold! 🤩

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

@zillowgonewild 7.125% November 2022

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Guess which one of these two people the federal government murdered for "holding a weapon."

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Every American, right, left, and center, should be absolutely terrified by this.

[Mr. やばん @Jazzy__Ginger]

“I’m fat, I’m tired and I don’t want to work” something my very pregnant wife said earlier. I said that could be the moto for a lot of Americans

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Incredible and inevitable—

Police chief says ICE agents violated his own officers' civil rights while off-duty.

A female officer was boxed in by ICE agents who demanded her papers, pulled their guns on her, and knocked her phone down as she tried to film