Jess

I'm down for a silly goose time and that's it.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

If you’re looking for the bigger person, keep scrollin’

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

What do the country bears have to do with Halloween? @thatbeaner

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

You’re really killing the vibe of Taylor’s win.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

I’m 32 and I’m riding in the trunk of a 90’s SUV

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

“Life’s too short for decaf.” @thatbeaner

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

I haven’t had AYCE sushi or KBBQ in too many weeks and I’m not a good person because of it.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

“Omg that’s such a good book I’ve never read it.” #bookclub @lilfruityee

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

@B1GD65 Sort of same

[kennacoug💋😻 @kennakong]

My pronouns are U.S.A. 🇺🇸

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

“I think I just beer cheesed in my pants.”

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

Are you employed or are you doin’ witchcraft cleaning on a Tuesday morning?

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

Shit

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

His name is Brayden, he’s got bleached tips and knee pads.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

On his Xbox avatar “I just chose him because he looks Mexican enough” #shitjavisays @thatbeaner

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

Thoughts and prayers 🙃

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

How often do adults shit themselves?

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

I’m at a brewery alone and my boyf got a sandwich delivered to me there.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

We’ve got a new local @StaterBrosMkts and I’ve never felt more alive.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

“He’s a tadpole, and you’re a full grown bullfrog”

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

fell asleep out in the meadow during supermoon and was fully cleansed and charged with moon energy, so far no one has even noticed or complimented me on it.

[Jess @JazzzyJessss]

Annnnd I’m crushin’ hard like I’m 14 rn.