Jamie B. Randall

35 year old guy from Norfolk, UK. Photographer, gamer, music lover!

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@heatherlrobb @CJ37012168 @Rusia_HD I’m more impressed they got the correct “they’re” 😂

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“Would you like to smell my Pringle?” #quotesoftheday

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“Ryanair would fit so many slaves on a plane” #quoteoftheday

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@WillingBlam @LauraBaileyVO @executivegoth @samriegel @VoiceOfOBrien @matthewmercer @Marisha_Ray my friend won’t take her meds, and needs some help and motivation to taking them to get her out of the rut she’s in. Can y’all help me out please? ❤️

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@WillingBlam Travis, my friend won’t take her meds. I told her that she’d make you cry if she didn’t take them. Help me out? ❤️

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“The old yoink and boink!” - #quoteoftheday

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“I pulled over for a wank” - quote of the day

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@matiekarden Yeah, but the chances of that camera being on a deal is slim. Will definitely keep an eye out though

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I need a new camera. And this is tempting.

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“He has feet on his feet because he’s got too much guns” #quoteoftheday

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There should be a “mental stability” section to tinder and bumble. Just so you know what you’re potentially getting into.

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Rejection… what a cunt of a feeling.

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@Xepharo Not helpful

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So, I realised earlier... Since I've been playing D&D, I haven't got laid. Now, I'm not saying that my lack of sex life is directly linked with my obsession with D&D, but it is strange that the timings do kinda match up.

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Quote of the day:
“So how did you two meet?”
“We fell out of similar people”

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Quote of the day - “Why don’t we ejaculate when we poo?”

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One of your patrol cars on the A10 at Setchey, must’ve been doing in excess of 60mph in a 40 behind me, to then follow me into a 60, tail me for a mile and a half, then fly past at >80mph… no sirens, no blues… I don’t care what the time is. You are not above the law.

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Hey, @NorfolkPolice… how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you speed up behind someone at 02:20, when driving at 40mph in a 40… then 60mph in a 60… 1/2

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@Rcknotrick Rude, but fair

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Watching the live videos of @Architectsuk and really wanting to go see them again! @samarchitects is an absolutely phenomenal vocalist!