Glaucoma Joe

I used to be cool. Now I’m Dad.

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

When opportunity comes, it is too late to prepare. #JohnWooden

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

Losing never hurts losers. Losing only hurts winners.

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@maddenifico Lol - after watching i thought “this must be someone with a political background” …. Nope… singer/songwriter. Im sure his opinion is much better than others

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@scott_ruckart @AylettOutlaw07 @jeff_gluck Blow it out your ass, Scott

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@BronnyJamesJr About right

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@BubbaWallace

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@Blaney @BubbaWallace Still a bitch

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@clownworld Dane Cook

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@kelostormcenter Confirmed water tower down in Inwood Iowa

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

All these battered women out here , I’ve been eating them plain for years!

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@Lionsdetroitdon I have a commanders Jersey I can ship you to wear next weekend!

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@CoachDeBeer doing great work on the B’s tonight. Go Flyers!

[Haley Moothart @Haley_Suee]

You can put gas in a diesel but you can’t put diesel in a gas, kinda like you can put eye drops in your ears but you can’t put ear drops in your eyes #facts @Jback5

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

It was an illegal screen, but what you gonna do.

[Stanley @IowaSportsGuy1]

Blast this video to everyone on earth.

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@KyleBusch wtf bro..

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

Neosporin? Screw that, rub some dirt on it. I’m trying to raise 2 little men here, not 2 opinionated pussies.

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

I need a cup of coffee and a couple dollars of change … Callin Baton Rouge 🎶

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

Overworked and underlaid

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

I can’t stop laughing. This is so god damn funny. I love Mike McCarthy so much

[Glaucoma Joe @Jback5]

@aakisling @WhealyMark @iamSauceGardner @_Coach_Curtis @TheTimMcGraw @JoeBiden @KirkCousins8 @carlcurtis11 😂