Zombie Jake

Professional fake fan

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood opening 4

[Zenyatta Updates @zenupdat]

NEWS:
Zenyatta is going to jerk off

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

4 hour layover got me treating this airport like an amusment park I'm riding the luggage ferry just for fun I'm looking at the cashiers like zoo animals

[Pyro nikofex, ahora en bluski @nikofex]

Voy a piratear el mar y las estrellas y la brisa y el rocío mañanero, voy a piratear el hilo rojo que nos une y los procesos químicos del cerebro que nos hacen sentir

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[sierra @sierralayko]

depression at 15: if things get really bad i can just kill myself
depression at 25: if things get really bad i can just get a master’s degree

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

Well then fucking let them in

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

Natural Wonder

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

Do you think they call it waterfall because the water falls down

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

Oh man I feel so nauseous after a 6 hour plane ride I should take it easy for today
*Gets on a boat*
Am I stupid

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

In honor of immortality day I'm reading 20020 for the first time and man this is heat I love football

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

my friends who haven’t watched a second of this mission are texting me crying about the carroll crater. my gf and i are losing it at the “amaze, amaze, amaze” response. my brother is cheering at the first ever 6-7 in space. there’s really something for all of us in artemis ii

[hot enderman @theboatlord]

.today we are immortal

#17776fanart #football17776 #jonbois17776 #17776nine #17776ten #17776juice

[martin doesnt want a @orbitulon]

who exicted for the perpetual immortality due upon all of man kind starting tomorrow #jonbois17776

[Tom Gauld @tomgauld]

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's
@GuardianBooks

[Media with Pokémon Music @pkmnMusicImages]

NEW STARTERS REVEALED :DDD (I love them :)

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

I'm really interested to see how this establishes itself as more than just a mod for the first game. Mod support is so robust that just some new characters/ enemies is probably gonna feel disappointing

[Mega Crit ⚔️ Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! @MegaCrit]

The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️

New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.

Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?

[Zombie Jake @Jbkdude1]

I'm trying really hard to enjoy Mewgenics but it's looking rough.
Runs last over an hour and the first half of that is painfully slow
The meta progression is grindy and locks away some qol that I would really rather just have
I'm still pretty early in so gonna keep going, but idk

[Apply @Apply]

IF YOU JOIN TALON, YOU A BITCH.

WINSTON NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

10 YEARS STRAIGHT HE WAS ON YOUR SIDE? YOU GONNA SWITCH UP ON HIM? YOU ARE A HOE

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me